Canon is "Hey Arnold!" and God help me Helga is in the house [x-posted]

[moveitfootballhead]

So, you finally succumbed to the inevitable. I can't say I'm surprised. I was, of course, the obvious choice all along. Glad you finally came to your senses and decided to give me the attention I so richly deserve instead of wasting your time on a certain Football Head that shall remain nameless.

So what are our plans from here? I got some world dominating to work on so I don't have all day.

[OOC: This is what happens when I find out that "Hey Arnold!" is getting another movie made and I start re-watching the series. If anyone has suggestions for a better PB feel free to drop a comment.]

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[man_im_pretty]

Hey now, my hair is fantastic.

[moveitfootballhead]

Sure it is, Hair Boy, sure it is.

[man_im_pretty]

Told ya.

Now you tell me, [he waggles his eyebrows], what can Johnny Bravo do for you?

[moveitfootballhead]

Do you mean before you go play in traffic or after?

[man_im_pretty]

Traffic, huh? You wanna go for a drive? Maybe out to Lover's Lane?

[moveitfootballhead]

In your dreams, Meat Head. I'd rather eat ground glass.

[man_im_pretty]

But what about your dreams, mama? [Flexes dramatically.]

Hoo-hah! You're telling me that they don't include ol' Johnny B?

[moveitfootballhead]

No. They don't.

[man_im_pretty]

Well now, that just ain't right, mama. Cause I know I got what you been looking for.

[moveitfootballhead]

No, you most certainly do not.

[Sorry, Johnny, but you're not a certain Football Head with a blue hat.]

[man_im_pretty]

Oh yeah? Well, what if I do this?

Hoo-hah!

[He flexes dramatically, showing off his well-muscled biceps.]

[moveitfootballhead]

[She stares at him again. Man, this conversation is going nowhere fast.]

You got a name, Hair Boy?

[man_im_pretty]

[He flexes again.]

Name's Johnny Bravo. What's yours?

[moveitfootballhead]

Helga G. Pataki.