i'm on episode 5, don't look at me (spoilers are okay! i'm so spoiled)

[edwinjarvis]

I have to say, this particular venture of yours is... poorly planned, if you'll excuse me.

[Politeness meter is dropping so very steadily. He's practically rubbing a migraine. At least the username is plain and straightforward.

He can't deny he appreciates an apt label.]

For one, you've only recently began the task of even working through the -- what was it? Canon that I'm from. Which, if I may contribute, is an absolutely horrid idea to begin with considering I can't even enjoy my wife's company when you haven't been properly introduced to her... It's even more ridiculous when you consider that you have absolutely little to no knowledge of my era's pop culture. Little to none regarding most issues outside of casual learning. You'd better get to work. Promptly. I feel incomplete; dare I say, I feel nearly two-dimensional and flat. How exactly am I supposed to enjoy show tunes you've never had the pleasure of revisiting from --

What year did you say? The 2000's? ... Dear god in Heaven. I'll surely be six feet under. How bizarre. And macabre.

.....

Did Mr. Stark ever put the hover car on the market?

No?

I feel like I should have a checklist of his, ah, finest inventions handy for my own piqued curiosity.