voice testing; thinking about savrou

[heelys]

Seriously boss-lady, are you ready for a bot this awesome?

I mean, I know you keep saying that I'm like this other guy you play, but damn! I'm waayy better! Have you seen how fast I can go? Wheels on heels totally trumps transforming into Earth animals any megacycle! Not to mention my paint job is wicked cool and better than green.

--Not that Bulkhead isn't rocking it, of course, but you get me.

I'm just saying, if you decide to put me anywhere, make sure it's not in nature or anything, and at least make sure I'm not the shortest bot there? Gotta have priorities.

Comments

[knaval]

[hahahah "not the shortest" hahhaha good one, tiny man. riptide, being one of The Big Ones himself, is practically having to crouch down just to SEE you, child.]

I'd have to see you standing next to Tailgate to properly judge the short stack thing, but I'm pretty sure the nature part should be relatively easy to deal with.

[heelys]

[why don't you crouch down some more, he'll be able to kick you in the faceplate better.]

Woah, woah, woah! Who're you calling short stack, buddy? Maybe you're the one who's the wrong size! Ever think about that?

[knaval]

[he gasps, putting a hand to his chest like bee just super offended him.]

But how would transport function if they were too small to carry other bots? I'm-- that's offended me, that has. You're suggesting the entire structure... well, I never!

[riptide is very bad at pretending to be offended.]

[heelys]

[he vents angrily, crossing his arms over his own chest]

You could at least try and sound more convincing, Gigantor. I may be small, but I bet I'm faster than you. Big bots are so clumsy and slow, I could drive circles around you easy!

[knaval]

Speedboat, little guy, and longer legs.

[good lord above what is it with the small ones and an obsession with being quick??]

[heelys]

Stop calling me little! It's Bumblebee! [more outraged venting, but he does pause when he actually realises what Riptide said about his vehicle mode.]

A speedboat? Huh. I mean, I can't run on water so you got me there. Why'd you pick something so limiting?

[knaval]

I didn't pick--

[wait. back up.]

Bumblebee?

[heelys]

--what, you too high up to hear me, boat-bot?

[knaval]

...Ohh, that's awkward.

[you can do this, riptide. you can change the subject and ignore the Trouble With Alternate Universes.]

So, uh, anyway. What was that about nature?

[nailed it.]

[aerospacecommander]

You look about as awesome as a chia pet.

[heelys]

...

What's a chia pet?

[aerospacecommander]

Something far more useful than a little autobot.

[No not really]

[fraidyjet]

[squeak]

It–

[Get a hold of yourself, Skywarp. It's the little one. Everything will be fine! Unless Bumblebee is secretly equipped with a disruptor cannon and triggerhappy. Nothing will be fine then.]

At least you're a smaller target…? Th-that has to count for something. Right?

[thenamesnotzippy]

"Awesome" probably isn't the first word I would choose to describe you, seeing as you're about as awesome as a blown tire whichistosay not all that awesome at all and actually a little on the irritating side. But I'm sure you were already aware of that.

[redshitlord]

... who are you even supposed to be? You're like. Tailgate sized. And that guy?

Total marshmallow.

[i_am_not_a_taxi]

[And that would be a chuckle coming from someone who wishes that he wasn't one of the biggest mechs around]

There's nothing wrong with some nature now and then, you find the most interesting things...