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[smartass_captain]

You're going to make a what? Illegal fighting ring.

Why? No, I don't care how funny it would be for me and Han Solo to get into a fistfight, this is messed up.

Also, it wouldn't change that I'm the better captain. That's obvious. This is just unnecessary.

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[twelve_not_fourteen]

"You're a better captain than me in your dreams, maybe." He says folding his arms across his chest. "You can't even do your own maintenance on the Enterprise."

[smartass_captain]

I do have a specialty in Engineering. It depends on what's broken.

[twelve_not_fourteen]

"There's nothing on the Falcon that could break that I can't fix." And, let's face it, there's nothing on his baby hasn't broken on him at least once.

[smartass_captain]

Well that's fine when your ships the size of a postage stamp and breaks down every day, isn't it?

[twelve_not_fourteen]

Han snorts. The fact that Kirk considers the Falcon 'small', in his mind, just shows how little experience Captain Science-and-exploration has beyond his niche.

"It's just good that you get a lot of help."

[smartass_captain]

Well, no shit. There's a couple hundred of us. Ship's too big for any one guy to fix all of it.

Not even Scotty, and I swear he's magic some days.