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It's been a while, hasn't it, love?

You've barely caught up on the first season and you already think you can dust me off and obtain my voice, hm? I hope you know I'm far more complex than that. You're enthusiasm does amuse me, though. What now? You want to wait it out here, hope some poor soul invites you, or me, to one of these so-called "games"? Perhaps you should practice with some of the other fools you've got trapped inside your head. They seem much simpler.

Or you can start with me.....

Good luck.

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You realize that's not how actual friendship works, right?

[ ... ]

Explain.

[Is he being serious rn. Stefan really hopes not.]

I don't have time for this, Klaus.

[ but doesn't he want to find out? ]

Oh? And just where do you have to be?

That's really none of your business.

[read: I'm not walking in to your web of manipulation.]

But I believe you just told me your writer hasn't placed you anywhere. From the sound of it, you've got nothing but time, mate.

[ o rlly? ]

[Well, it was a good plan in theory.]

You aren't going to stop, are you?

Give me one good reason why I should.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe because I'm done playing your game.

Because I'm tired of watching you get your way at the expense of everyone around you.

Or how about just because I'm asking you to?

Take your pick.

But you're so great at playing, Stefan.

And it only happens that way most of the time.

Why should I heed to your request?

[ this is fun. ]

[Oh, yeah. Barrel full of monkeys. This is exactly what he'd been trying to avoid.]

You claim to miss whatever friendship we might have had before. So prove it.

I'm asking for your time. Nothing more, nothing less.

What else do I need to prove?

Where to start? How about "a lot."

[Let's be real, considering what happened the last time? Klaus kind of walked into that.]

[ he's grinning. ]

You're not being very clear, Stefan. Why are you focusing on all the bad memories between us? Surely there were plenty of good.

Oh, right. You mean those memories you compelled me to forget.

[He knew exactly what Klaus was talking about, but Stefan chose to focus on everything that came afterward.]

We've been through this, Klaus. [He was the Thelma to your Louise for an entire summer.] That's not who I am anymore.

[ stefan why are you so difficult? klaus just wants to be friends. ]

It's not? And what have you become? Elena's noble boyfriend? The miserable soul who tries to protect everyone he cares about? You noticed how I said tries.

All that suffering you go through and you can hardly accomplish the task.

[If only being friends with you were that simple. :/]

Leave Elena out of this. [Because making demands always worked so well when dealing with Klaus, right?]

My issue is with you. If, after everything, you can't understand that then you really are a lot worse than I've given you credit for.

Now why would I do that? She adds so much to your character. [ let's see how many times he can bring her up in a paragraph. ]

I truly don't think you've given me any credit at all. I mean, look at what you've done in the past. Are you that same vampire? Do you still slaughter villages for fun?

No?

Then who's to say I'm unable to change. [ ... ] Do I need an Elena, too?

[Now watch Stefan go from zero to twelve in all of two seconds jfc.]

This has nothing to do with her.

Should I go for her or wait for the next doppleganger? Hm, what decisions I have.

[ stefan you make this so easy. ]

I'm asking you to leave her alone. You want to show me that you've changed? Then prove it by respecting that.

Stefan, you've got to earn my respect. [ yes, he's mocking. ]

[And he thought dealing with Damon was frustrating. Urge to punch someone who could kill him like it's nothing rising.]

Fine. What do you want?

I thought I'd made it perfectly clear, mate. [ like seriously stefan. wtf? don't you feel it? ] Your friendship.

Like old times.

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It's never going to be like old times, Klaus.

[Gretchen! Stop trying to make ripper happen. It's not going to happen.]

You say that because you don't temember all the fun you had. Be honest, Stefan. How's everything going for you right now?

I'm willing to try and rebuild a friendship with you if that's what you want.

That doesn't mean it's going to be like it was before. Take it or leave it.

Of course I'll take it, Stefan. We can work on the rest later.

[ he'll hold up his drink. ] Mates?

[Yeah, he doesn't trust a ho. But if giving Klaus what he wants keeps people safe then it's all Stefan can do to humor him.]

We'll call it a work in progress.

Cheers to that, then.

[ lol silly stefan. thinking klaus just trusts that he trusts him. ]

[And thus the re-kindling of a beautiful bromance~]

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