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dear_mun2016-02-18 08:24 pm
costumebusiness) wrote in dear_mun2016-02-18 08:24 pm
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Voicetesting. Feeling rusty (no pun intended). Canon is The Venture Bros.
Yes... Yesssss! Ahahahahahahahahahaaaa!
[muffled villainous leitmotif playing in the distance]
Score one for the bad guys! Ah... [He flings a pointed finger outward.] HA! Finally! I knew you'd come crawling back! It's been, what -
[His voice gets that much more discordant and shrill as he practically shrieks:]
- almost three years?!
[Almost about as much time as we've had to wait for Season Six, huh? The Monarch winces at the realization.]
Okay, okay. Point taken. ...Dick.
Nevertheless! You've made the right choice, minion. I mean, god, you almost never shut up about it, so I know you're no stranger to villains. Oh, supervillains too? Fine. Sure. Whatever. But let's take this up to eleven. Say it with me: professional supervillain. Huh? Huuuuuuh? Come oooooon, I'm totally game material! Not like that total weenis from your fucking - [He throws his hands up in frustration.] - high-school dating sim or whatever!
Ah... Just think about it. No Guild. No rules. No Phantom Dickless. Just you and me, minion, in a world all our own. And together, we'll crush Dr. Venture once and for all!
[The Monarch lets out another booming maniacal laugh before a thought occurs to him.]
...Wait. He's going to be there, too. Isn't he? You wouldn't just cart me off somewhere without my archenemy, right? ...Right?
[muffled villainous leitmotif playing in the distance]
Score one for the bad guys! Ah... [He flings a pointed finger outward.] HA! Finally! I knew you'd come crawling back! It's been, what -
[His voice gets that much more discordant and shrill as he practically shrieks:]
- almost three years?!
[Almost about as much time as we've had to wait for Season Six, huh? The Monarch winces at the realization.]
Okay, okay. Point taken. ...Dick.
Nevertheless! You've made the right choice, minion. I mean, god, you almost never shut up about it, so I know you're no stranger to villains. Oh, supervillains too? Fine. Sure. Whatever. But let's take this up to eleven. Say it with me: professional supervillain. Huh? Huuuuuuh? Come oooooon, I'm totally game material! Not like that total weenis from your fucking - [He throws his hands up in frustration.] - high-school dating sim or whatever!
Ah... Just think about it. No Guild. No rules. No Phantom Dickless. Just you and me, minion, in a world all our own. And together, we'll crush Dr. Venture once and for all!
[The Monarch lets out another booming maniacal laugh before a thought occurs to him.]
...Wait. He's going to be there, too. Isn't he? You wouldn't just cart me off somewhere without my archenemy, right? ...Right?
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[Harumi, I don't think that's what he meant by being game material at all
but now you've got me thinking about it too...]