on the latest comic update

[greeterings]

Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but you'd think my great great grandpappy could have... I don't know, left a note. 'By the way, the lightswitch in the Delilah chamber is hidden underneath my framed portrait!' or something.

I mean, bookin' it down 50 flights of stairs in order to turn on the lights is great for the cardio, don't get me wrong, but there's something to be said for efficiency!

Comments

[bluematters]

... I actually don't re-call that portrait being there.

[greeterings]

[ TO HIS CREDIT, HE ONLY JUMPS A LITTLE BIT ]

Huh! Maybe it was a more recent installation. Dunno why anyone would put it over the lightswitch though.

[bluematters]

[LOOMING OUT OF THE DARKNESS...?]

Perhaps, or something put there when I'm far older than I am at the moment. Hard to tell, honestly.

[greeterings]

[ NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT CRITICIZE YOUR ANCESTORS WHERE THEY CAN OVERHEAR YOU ]

Er... at the risk of creating a potential time anomaly, could you remind your descendants not to cover up important things like lightswitches? My legs would thank them.

[bluematters]

[HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT]

Bit late for that now I'm afraid. At least you discovered it now? I suppose that evil chair infestation came in handy over the years.

[greeterings]

It's persistent as heck, but in this case highly convenient! Didn't even have to get Rabbit to burninate it this time around.

[awfulsentimetal]

Efficiency is certainly... efficient.

[wow what a stunning observation]

[greeterings]

50 flights of stairs, Spine!

[awfulsentimetal]

More than fifty if I recall correctly, Peter.

[greeterings]

And the lightswitch was right there the whole time.

[awfulsentimetal]

It sure was. Fancy that, the Grand Master hidin' a lightswitch under a portrait of himself like that.

[greeterings]

[ ... WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE ]

... Y'know, you're starting to sound a lot like a guy who knows more about mystery-lightswitches than he lets on.

[awfulsentimetal]

If you're insinuating that I would place a portrait over the lightswitch so that you would get your daily exercise runnin' down fifty-plus flights of stairs, well...

Think about it, Peter. You know that I would never do a thing like that.