voice-testing! can respond in padawan, prequel, original, and forceghost flavours.

[greatshot]

You may have bitten off a considerable morsel more than you can chew.

You can barely keep up with the one other muse you have, and now you've taken it upon yourself to try me out as well. And for what reason? Because of a few late-night text messages?

Brash decisions does not a becoming man make.

Comments

reply with whichever is most interesting/humorous to you

[neverjoinyou]

Oh, so you're the reason.

It's... really good to see you, Ben.

Any are good! :D

[renkylo]

These 'muns' can be impulsive creatures.

why do you make me pick.............. im going with funky timeline shenanigans

[greatshot]

So this is what you look like all grown-up, Luke?

i want exasperated forceghost ben to stare in wonder at anakins legacy that JUST WONT DIE

[greatshot]

So I've noticed.

It's a little unsettling. You'd think giving life would require more thought.

Aww

[renkylo]

Were you not already alive? In some way.

[neverjoinyou]

Me? I almost didn't recognize you.

padawan please :)

[jarvisconsole]

Are you in need of assistance, sir?

[A nearby console offers in a clipped british voice.]

i haven't got any icons yet but of course!!

[greatshot]

Yes, I believe--...

( a small, meaningful pause. ) Are you a droid?

[jarvisconsole]

There's no need to be insulting. [dryly]

I am an 8th generation AI computer system. My name is Jarvis.

[greatshot]

So there're seven more generations of you?

( it's really quite exciting! obi-wan's as technologically skilled as the next padawan, but he does move to examine jarvis' console. )

I suppose I could use some help. But I don't have a clue what you're capable of.

[greatshot]

I imagine I must look much younger than you remember.

A lack of wrinkles does tend to change a man.

[jarvisconsole]

Seven previous attempts that did not succeed.

[A holographic display blinks into existence above the console. Scrolling various internet feeds and information in the news. Oh look, planet of Hoth weather forecast: extremely cold.]

I am capable of holographic projections, voice commands, internet searches, data collection, and various security measures. What sort of help do you require?

[shoulda_toined]

(Bugs could not resist the joke. It was too perfect to pass up.

So here's Bugs as Princess Leia in her Episode Four outfit and hairdo.)

(Breathily:) Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

i am really fine with whatever tbh!

[likesnicemen]

I would save my breath if I were you, General. There's really no point trying to talk sense into them.

[greatshot]

Well, right now I'm just wondering if you've got anything that'll help jar this mundane of mine into the logical side of things.

( obi-wan's never seen such a complex interface from a single droid before, he thinks. )

Maybe some historical proof. Previous experiences to show this isn't a good idea.

That's data collection... isn't it?

[greatshot]

... I'm not sure I want to know what sort of perils a rabbit like you would require assistance with.

[greatshot]

There's a significant difference between passively and actively existing, you see.

oh how i love the ambiguity

[greatshot]

Well that just sounds remarkably hopeless now, doesn't it.

Have you grown... accustomed, to this place?

[neverjoinyou]

I guess I was... Smaller last time you saw me.

you started it.

[likesnicemen]

I'm sorry. I suppose I've been around long enough to become somewhat bitter.

I've become as accustomed as one can become to this place. [Her expression softens a little.] It's not all bad. I think, really it depends on your mundane and what they have in store for you.

[greatshot]

Smaller is one way to put it, yes.

But you had quite a pair of lungs on you, Luke. I'm glad you've turned out as strong as I thought you'd be.

[neverjoinyou]

Oh. [He's not really used to praise like that, and not quite used to the idea of Ben knowing him as a baby. Of him just leaving Luke there.] Why Owen and Beru?

[jarvisconsole]

That would fall under data collection. However, I'm afraid my database is lacking that particular area.

Either that or such evidence does not exist and your argument is invalid.

i did no wrong.

[greatshot]

He's as hopelessly clueless as they come... which is no comfort in the least. But I suppose a life without comfort does suit me in some way or other. ( a wry smile. )

Did yours have plans?

[renkylo]

So you do not want to be so involved.