[the sound of screaming in background]

[twilightlegend]

[he had hoped, maybe, that having the robots and the redheads would keep the mun's attention off him a little while longer. He had, after all, been waiting a few years for an actual break from being played all the time and while she hadn't stopped, that he wasn't front and center was a nice change of pace]

It will be eight years since we first started working together at the end of the month. [amazing, maybe he'll be able to convince her to leave him alone after this?] But more than anything else, I think what I've said to you most often is this;

Please stop. My ears are ringing.

[the manga and figma I've been waiting for Link doge do you not understand what this means??? New icons!! non-blurry icons! NON-HYRULE WARRIORS/SMASH BROS ICONS!! CANON MANGA ICONS!!!! AN ACTUAL FIGMA and not just the gatchapon i've had for a million years!?!]

[his ears are pink and his face red]

I'm happy for you...? [/unsure] It's hardly worth the excitement is it?

[I can play on Intense mode because I have Ganondorf Amiibo, I hope your butt is ready to be beat, doge]

...?! I thought- Why would- You do realize you're just making things harder on yourself, right? [pause] But if it means you won't be worrying about games for a bit, I suppose I'll make do....

[he misses the days when all he had to worry about was getting run over by goats]

Comments

[ganon]

[No, Link. No. They never leave us alone. Not even when they're really busy and should be focusing on real life things. This one saw you and dropped everything to say hi. Ganondorf wishes she hadn't, but he doesn't get a say in these things. Especially not when the excitement is contagious.]

That is a long time to be chained to your scribe, Hero.

[It'd be funny if he hadn't been stuck with his for about as long, give or take a couple years. He has no room to mock Link about that; it's just stating a fact.]

Perhaps she'll die in all of her excitement.

[Ganondorf can hope. No one ever said he was a nice guy.]

But don't get your hopes up, boy. These creatures are annoyingly persistent.

ganon plz

[twilightlegend]

[WHO'S EXCITED I'M EXCITED I'M WAY TOO HYPE FOR TP!LINK FIGMA QAQ ]

... [tis a sad day when enemies are forced to agree with each other like this] Would you believe me if I said she wasn't always like this?

[he frowns in distaste at Ganondorf's sentiments. While Link didn't much care for some of the things his mun puts him through that one AU needs to be stopped at all costs he's not... exactly keen on wishing death on others]

Isn't that a bit excessive?

wat dead people solve all your problems

[ganon]

[I HOPE YOU'RE ABLE TO GET HIM! ALL THE HYPE.]

...I would believe that you were naive enough not to see it for a time.

[So... that's a no. Ganondorf has a very low opinion of muns, you see. They're down there with his dumbest minions. Like a moblin but worse, because at least moblins do what they're told.

You are also asking a tyrant if killing people is an excessive solution, Link.]

If it works, it's not excessive.

[Creepy smile is go. He doesn't want that AU anymore than you do, boy. He doesn't like you or the princess, and most certainly does not want to be your friend or be stuck with either of you (and that pretty boy Marth) for eternity. Gross.]

not everything can be solved by smashing them into the ground, c'mon

[twilightlegend]

[ ;A; and idk if you got my skype message from a million years ago but I drew a thing for you and while I lost my usb I THINK THAT FILE IS STILL INTACT? gotta go look for it again]

[also wow. Not pulling any punches today, are we?] I see your mood hasn't improved since the last time we met.

[he's a sweet child who still wants to believe that people aren't terrible... Or at least act like he can carry a semi-civil conversation with his mortal enemy. His saint-like patience deteriorates to normal levels of patience when dealing with Ganondorf though]

There wouldn't be much left for you to rule if you killed everyone who opposed you.

[WHOA BUDDY, you can trash talk Link till the goats come home but you leave his princesses out of this. Wanna go again, i'll fite u (งಠ_ಠ)ง ew buddies with ganon mun why u do ]