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Homeless and restless

Uuuuuwwwh! Its so fuckin' bor~ing!

[ The scene that unfolds before you, is that of Gunji flopping around, rolling across the muse-space and flailing those long limbs of his, much like a disgruntled squid. ]

Jus' put me in tha damn game already! Guuurhaha! I wanna stick'ma fingers in the ooze~ I wanna play with the kitties already! I wanna play! I wanna pl~ay!!

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[Oh dear, it appears Lace has crossed paths with some sort of ~~landsquid~~ man child. Perhaps if he inches past him quietly, he won't be noticed and the man will just continue flailing away in his own little world. Lace didn't know what kind of play dealt with fingers, but chances were that it would be REALLY troublesome to find out.]

[ You can't just sneak past like that. C'mon man, this is Gunji you're trying to evade, he's like a guard dog, might seem dumb but he's always alert.]

.... Oy!! Where ya think ya goin' neh?

[Lace can try can't he? But when he heard Gunji call out to him, he knew that there was no avoiding him.]

.....I was.....going to go....somewhere... [Maybe see if he could find the end of this mysterious headspace.]

[as Lace is walking off, he'll find himself walking right into Gunji's partner in crime. don't mind bumping straight into Kiriwar~]

. . .

[Lace craned his neck to gaze up at the towering man who now blocked his path. So, that a no on his lone wolf adventure?]

...... [ He doesn't even know what to say, so he instead tries to step out of his way and just hope that this tall and slightly intimidating man had just accidentally stepped in his way. Though at this point it seemed highly unlikely.]

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[ Kiriwar doesn't get in peoples way. He goes exactly where he wants, when he wants. sucks to be so small and so 'in the way'

Have a long droned out grunt as he stares down at you. Sharpened teeth poking over the corners of his lips.]

Kyahaha~!! Oya! Old man! I saw him first!

[Coming up behind Lace as he stood before his partner. Hope you don't mind being sandwiched between to tall psychopaths, Lace.]

I wanted something to pla~y with! And the kitty came right to me!! Hey! He's mine!

[Lace just wanted a quiet day by himself.]

.....Kitty...?

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[Pushing Lace slightly to his side with the aid of Mitsuko (his longass pipe weapon that he never leaves home without.]

Oh yea? Looks like a lost lil' pup if ya ask me.

[In other words Gunji, this kid doesn't belong to you ~~yet~~ he's up for grabs.]

[And just as soon as Lace was pushed one side by Kiriwar, he was roughly pulled the other side by Gunji.]

Nuuuah!! Kitty came right up to ME!!!

[Giving poor little Lace a shake by the shoulders.]

....Dog...?

[They weren't talking about him right? Lace looked around to check, but saw no animals around. Oh...]

I'm not an animal...

[It seemed neither of them cared what he had to say about this by the way they were now tugging him around like two children fighting over a stuffed doll. Two very big children and one very small doll.]

More like he was tryin' to get away from your dumb ass.

[That was exactly what was going on! It wasn't even anything personal towards Lace, Kiriwar just didn't want to give Gunji a break. Sorry kiddo.

Ignoring Lace as he spoke, yet still going to tug him back over by the arm.]

Sure ya an animal! You're alive aint'cha!?

[Prodding one of those sharp gauntlet claws of his at Lace's side, tugging the boy backwards by his shoulders as Kiriwar tried to take claim of him.]

[Actually he was trying to get away from both of you.]

Yeah but... I'm not a dog or cat...

[Lace moved to pull himself away from both their grips before his arm dislocates. Maybe he should try to make a break for it.]

Little birdie here-

[Reaching over Lace to flick Gunji on the forhead.]

-Can't tell the difference between the two. Isn't that right dumbass?

[Smirking. Hoping to rile Gunji up a little bit.]

Oyyyyaaa!!! Getcha stinkin' finger out my face old man!

[Going to bit at Kiriwar's finger, his chin slamming on top of poor little Lace's head as he does so.]

I could too tell the difference! Jus' gotta see what kinda tail he's got!

[So the blonde man is a bird? Were those nicknames? Did Lace even want to know?

No, he's pretty sure he doesn't. As the two tall men bickered, Lace carefully slipped out from between them.]

I don't....have a tail...

[The blond is as dumb as a baby bird and his voice is just as annoying as its chirp.

Hold up short stuff, where do you think you're going?]

Oi... Not so fast. We're not finished here.

[Grabbing Lace by the back of his neck. Kiriwar's hand was like a vice, fingers almost as thick as the boys bones.]

I saw him first! get ya own!!

[Pawing at Lace's robes, tugging at his hood, trying frantically to pull Kiriwar's fingers loose.]

It's not like ya gonna give him to papa or anythin'! Jus' lemme have him~!

[Lace tried pull free from Kiriwar and Gunji's grip, clearly not pleased to be fought over like a doll. Lace started pawing at Kiriwar's grip with his one free hand as he relied on his leg strength to try and force himself away from the two.]

.....Papa....? [Who the heck was papa? Why did Lace even choose to come here?]

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threadjacking because i can xD

Lace just wanted to go somewhere nice by himself xD Holy shit-- Kiriwar is 200 cm. Lace is so smol

haha! yea they don't make em like Kiriwar anymore xD

Hey! no playing without me kiriwar! no fair!

They dont make anyone like Kirwar and Gunji anymore. imdying Lace is like 5'3-5'5

That's too cute haha short stuff.

I'm 100x more cute than shortie!!!

Gunji is cutest tall and Lace is cutest small. Btw I'm guess the tag order is Lace, kiri, gunji?

Gunji's mun is an idiot, the don't understand how tag order works xD

Your face is an idiot!!!

Oooooh buuuurned. #Kiriwarsfaceisanidiot2k16

if that trends I'm killing the both of you.... ¬_¬'

What!? It was Lace not me! Why do I have to die!?!

It'll blow up on tumblr. It's too late now Gunji, you're too far in.

.... That's what he said

Pffff hahaha

Pffft I haven't heard a that's what she/he said joke in forever xD