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Mun-dane.

Let's talk. You know how I feel about non-productiveness right? If you are going to ignore my advice at every turn and not simply hire some ~~henchmen~~ help - oh wait, that's right you won't take up a more enterprising career so what would you pay them with? - then suck it up and get to work.

And find me something to do while you're at it. I'm bored. I hate being bored. Bad things happen when I'm bored.

Geez...bad enough the other people I share your headspace are some of the most bleeding heart, sanctimonious collection of saps I'm ever seen. I provide you with entertainment, don't I? Now it's your turn.

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Aw, big bad Roman is so bored~ Why not steal a few more things till the real fun begins?

Stealing is getting so routine. No one even puts up a fight anymore. This place can be kind of interesting when it wants to be. [ He smirks conspiritively.] I ran into a certain unhappy kitty who said you and blondie had some kind of score to settle - have you been making friends? I'm gonna feel left out. <3

Guess we need to go on a bigger heist. Innocent little old me? Having new friends? Oh Roman, I knew you were comedic but this takes the cake~ You know I only have eyes for you. Even Cinder and her lackeys are so boring to stay with. I was only all too eager to steal you back.

You have anything in mind?

That's exactly what I told the kitty! Neo is so quiet and sweet tempered, it's totally out of character I said! But she kept hissing. Maybe someone stole her ball of yarn. ~~If they did, it was probably me.~~ Their loss I say.

Ah, only you get me, my dear.

We should do something to celebrate after all this is over. I only wish someone could have taken a picture of the good general’s face. Poor, poor Jamey. [chuckle]

Bigger than stealing IronHead's ugly ship? Hmmmm. I'll have to think on that~ Of course. I'm a perfect little angel, aren't I? Ooh ho? Was it delightful? Did he cringe and scrunch his face up like the old man he is?

We could go for something with more style next time, couldn't we dear? And with lots of lazers and guns. I like toys as you know.

A role model for all.

I didn't get to see it, alas. I'll have to be content with imagining until I run into him.

There's absolutely no reason to use modesty, my love. The more toys and buttons, the better. Nothing wrong with a bit of imagination~ Makes for wonderful scenarios.

We know how to keep life interesting, done we?

I still say we should have let the robot-girl live a little longer. THEN we upload the rouge program into Jamey's toys and get to enjoy seeing him getting his ass kicked by a little girl. Now that would have been comedy!

That would of been the more preferable route. But, seeing her death was indeed the right degree of chaos we needed for the Grimm~ And little Red certainly cried her share~ What could be more perfect in that moment, hmmmm?

Yeah, yeah the big master plan....I look forward to when we work for ourselves again, Neo. Then things can be done our way. We'll have to crack open some wine on that day.

Ugh. Hopefully it will keep the kid distracted and out of my hair for once. She's like this annoying little bug that comes back no matter how many times you swat it.

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Sounds like the best celebration we could hope for. Oh my dear Roman, don't worry about her~

*She might have to stand on her tip toes but she at least cups his face the best she can.*

I'll make sure this little bug never bothers us again. That's my job after all.

I wouldn't dream of worrying while you are at my side. It's like you read my mind when we're in battle.

[Oh Neo, you're so small and deceptively fragile looking. But he knows what really lurks behind those multi-colored eyes and he loves it. Though he might blush just a pinch.]

And you love it don't you?

Well that's what partners are suppose to do~ None of those other lackeys understand the complexity of your mind.

*Tips a shoulder with a half shrug and quiet giggle.*

You know me too well~

Too true. It takes genius to recognize genius.

We're going to own this world one day, sweetheart. [We may have to knock off Cinder first, but no one said sacrifices wouldn't have to be made.]

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Does that make me your Queen?

Are you proposing to me, my dear?

Would that be unprofessional? I could find another husband, I suppose~

Untraditional, maybe, but when have we ever cared about rules?

I bet I could ~~steal~~ find a better ring than he could.

True; never do we care for traditions, my love. Oh I love when you're jealous~ You squint so adorably.

Edited 2016-02-09 02:37 (UTC)

And it's cliche! Can you picture it? Our luck we'd end up with Cinder's two brats as our ring bearer and flower girl! It would be ludicrous! Mercury would look horrible throwing flowers! [It's too bad they can't hear this conversation.]

I don't get jealous. *mumble* I'm just concerned about your happiness is all.

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I would pay to see them so miserable at our happy festivities~ Not from our pockets, of course. But it certainly would be glorious. Ooh ho you get jealous~ [It's a mute sort of giggle but she giggles none the less, poking his cheek.]

Afraid someone else wouldn't treat me as well as you do?

Hmmm....you know, I didn't think of it like that. This could work out. BUT, them being in close proximity like that means we'd have to take measures against them making us miserable back. [snaps fingers] We could make the mutts watch them! We can use our connections to their bull-headed, buzz kill boss to our advantage for once.

I do not. [There's some definite pouting now.]

I'd have to break their legs if they didn't. And since no one knows you as well as I do, we could go through a lot of busted knee caps. Just saying...

Edited 2016-02-09 03:07 (UTC)

What a perfect wedding it would be~ Think of all the great food we could have others bring to us, sweets and wonderful delights as gifts. Free stuff is always great~

*Smirking, she stands on her tip toes with her arms held out for him.*

Besides~ You're the only one I trust to lift me up to reach things when I can't. And you never make fun of my height imparability.

[Torchwick will be happy as long as there is good bourbon to drink.]

Having people bring us things would be a change of pace from just taking it - not that taking it isn't fun, it's almost like window shopping except you actually end up leaving with the thing you don't want to pay for.

[He does one better by simply sweeping her into his arms. Why not? No one sees and anyone who might should be used to their antics by now.]

I wouldn't do something so lacking in class. [Besides he's seen what happens to people that take that gamble.] But it's adorable! Makes you easy to carry.

[ooc: This is funny. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/071/172.jpg

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And if we dislike it then we can always refund it for money but- keep them both or sell them for twice the value~

*She releases another little giggle, arms wrapping around his neck with her forehead nudging his now that she can reach him.*

Another reason we're perfect hmm? You can take the spotlight and I work in the shadows, killing your enemies~

(ooc: eeee yes! My friend, feniou, drew that! She does adorable RomaNeo stuff!)

See? There you go. Reading my mind.

We make yin/yang look fabulous together, sweetheart. [Nudges back.]

(Whaaaat? Small internet, haha! My compliments to your friend, I fell over laughing my ass off. Need to get some of my fanart colored.)

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#%^*%! Yes! Neo!

They're precious insane babies together!

Let the villainy commence

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I loves me a Gelato shipping. They're all kinds of perfect crazy for one another.

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