Game Hunting Again

[finishedwiththoseerrands]

Well. We didn't get in.

But don't... beat yourself up over it, or whatever. Didn't you want to find a, uh... Ugh, Can't believe I'm reminding you, but didn't you want to find a place with Spongebob in it anyway?

I mean, I doubt anywhere would deal with him for very long, but who knows.

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slowly slides in here

[tortellini]

[...blinks once. then twice.]

Oh, come on! My nose isn't nearly that big!

[1/2] SCREAMS

[finishedwiththoseerrands]

[ WHAT. WHAT, WHAT, WHAT. ]

[ He freezes up as he sees himself talking to... himself?!? Then he remembers, oh right, he's in some stupid universe where nothing makes sense. This might as well be happening. ]

2/2

[finishedwiththoseerrands]

[ Also, he got to speak to himself! Finally some intelligent conversation! ]

Well, he-llo good-looking!

[ His narcissism entirely outweighed his panic. ]

.....Wait, what about my nose?

[tortellini]

Whatever tacky latex mask you're using to imitate me is en-tirely inaccurate! If you're truly going to try to recreate my...handsome visage, at least do it with some care to detail!

[ugh this has to be some stupid prank, he feels it in his tentacles]

[finishedwiththoseerrands]

Latex mask??? [ OFFENDED. ]

Are you kidding me?? I'm NOT wearing a mask! Does this face look like a mask? Because it is NOT.

[ He squints at his other self. Maybe this is a prank. ]

How did you get yourself to look like me?