Considering a game... and just voice testing

[uchihaprincess]

Well, it's not exactly what I would have had in mind, but unlike some people I'm not going to waste my time complaining about it.

As the future Hokage, believing someone owes me anything won't get me very far. Besides, a proper Kunoichi, when faced with a difficult situation, does not run away from it. So you do whatever you want Mun, I'm up for the challenge.

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[vindicavi]

[ Well, obviously no Uchiha has held that position before. The combination of Konoha's upper echelon and Madara's actions did an amazing job of ensuring that. But yeah, she's gotta be Itachi's if she thinks that way. He's the only one Sasuke's ever encountered (granted it was after his death) that held Konoha in such high regard. Even his own views on it were colored by his brother, so it's no real surprise that she'd want the same as him.

But there's something bugging him: what woman in Konoha would've taken in his brother's kid? Or even had his kid, and if that's the case, how was the kid allowed to stay? She looks like an Uchiha. ]

Out of curiosity, who was your mother?

not quite the icon i had in mind...

[uchihaprincess]

[ She thinks about this for a moment, he's the first to outright ask who she belongs to. The whole thing leaves her a bit conflicted, but she isn't about to lie to her own father. She would tell him who he was to her, if he were to ask after all. Besides, she proud of her mother and that pride shows on her face.]

You mean, who is my mother, she's still around. [Unlike the rest of the family.] Uchiha Sakura.

Oh, but I guess she used to a Haruna.

[vindicavi]

[ Uchiha Sakura? She took their name? And she was actually allowed to?!

Wait.

Haru-- what? ]

Sakura? You mean pink-haired part of Team 7, Sakura?

[ The same Sakura who was always chasing after him and he found incredibly annoying? ]

[uchihaprincess]

[ Gee, is this really so hard to believe. After all, she had been told by him that he loved her. She didn't get details of their relationship or anything, but it should be that hard to believe. Of course, she also barely knew a thing about her father's life.

She nods sternly.] Yeah. That's the one.

The picture of your team sits on our mantle. She's very proud of that. [She had thought he was too.]

[vindicavi]

[ Haruno Sakura is this girl's mother. If Itachi was her father, then just how old WAS she when she got pregnant?! He hadn't left the village that long ago, and this girl looks about the same age as when he left, so...

... SHE WAS FOUR?!

Okay, he's gotta be missing something here, because this is not adding up at all. Maybe she's one of Orochimaru's genetic creations? He'll probably regret asking but ]

... And your father?

[ Please don't tell him his brother was robbing cradles before he killed everyone. That would really taint his memories of him, and that's just cruel. ]

[uchihaprincess]

[ On the plus side, robbing cradles is one thing Uncle Itachi never did, but she's not sure how her papa is going to respond to this, after all...he seems so different.

She debates telling him, but again, she isn't going to lie to her own Papa.]

Uchiha....Sasuke.

You are...or...you will be.

Congratulations, Sarada, you successfully broke him!

[vindicavi]

Oh.

[ Him. Well, if that's the case then her age makes more se--

Waaaaait a minute...

If he's her father, then that means either Orochimaru used his- okay, he doesn't want to think about that, so he's going to kill that train of thought right now, but then that means that he... and Sakura...

they...

and she ...

There has got to be a mistake. ]

You're--? ... She and--?

[ One moment, he's still trying to wrap his mind around this, because he thought she was annoying. He didn't understand what she saw in him and didn't care because he didn't even like her. And somehow there's a--? Did he lose his mind or something?! ]

I did what with WHO?!

equally broken...ew parental sex!

[uchihaprincess]

[ She watches him take this all in. She can at the very least tell that there is a lot that is going on in his mind right now. Somehow she thinks her mother would take this information in better.

She'd had her own doubts over time about what her parents had meant to each other, but she'd seen them together now and it was solidified in her memories. She knew how much they loved each other and it was all in the subtle glances and ways they spoke to each other. Besides, he'd said as much. He'd told her in so many words that she was the product of their love.

And oh...was he getting at that...uh...production part. Okay, no....she may not know the details of babies and all that but she knew enough to be embarrassed. She starts to blush. ]

Pa....pa! I....I dunno. You told me that though, that you are connected to Mama always, because of me. I don't want to think about anything else!

it's ok, he's just as grossed out as she is.

[vindicavi]

No. Just... how?

[ This is almost as bad as when he'd learned that Itachi had done everything he did to protect him. Almost, but not quite because he's not hit the hyperventilation point, just the total disbelief and confusion part. ]

I don't even like her! She's annoying, and obsessive, and always crying... It didn't even matter to her that I tried to kill her! And I have no clue what she sees in me, but for some reason she's fixated and it's irritating.

[ Wait. Kid. Oops. Okay, maybe that wasn't the best thing to say, but he's freaking out right now. ]

... What the hell happened to change that? [ Because he's pretty sure he was not interested, but here's living proof that yep, something changed.

Your Papa was a real piece of work, kiddo.]

[uchihaprincess]

[ She watches him freak out, and it's completely unlike anything she's ever seen him do. To be fair, she hasn't seen that much of him. She remembers very little from when she was a toddler before he left and he hasn't been back that long. But he's calm and patient and kind and he loves her and her Mama, and here he's spouting off nonsense about how he doesn't like her. This is turning into a worse meeting than when she ran off to find him. ]

What are you talking about? I don't know how you fell in love, but you did and don't talk about her like that. The you I know would hurt anyone who talked about her like that! [ Her mother isn't any of those things and she feels the rage building inside of her just hearing him say that. After all she had stayed home to raise her and Papa had gone off to take care of the village and she'd never understood. But then the deeper realization of what he says hits her and she looks up at him a hint of fear on her face. ]

...You tried to kill Mama?