On the upcoming app round at exitvoid.

[heyloudgirl]

Hey there, stranger.

Okay, now that we've gotten reacquainted let's talk business; and by "business" I mean that nightmare island you're thinking of sending me to. See, when I think of islands I picture palm trees, sunsets, fat guys squeezed into speedos. But that? That's sick.

At least you're not sending me there unarmed. Small favors, right?

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[heyloudgirl]

Baseball game gone awry? [ No, Rochelle, don't encourage him. ]

[thisonetime]

[Yeees, Rochelle, indulge his rambling!]

Y'all'd think so, but naw! He was tryin'a use it like a batterin' ram, cause his shed got locked from th'inside, and there weren't no lock t'pick or anything. He strapped like three of 'em together, started bashin' on what he thought wassis weak bit, only it wasn't so weak as he thought. Bat just exploded on 'im.

Anna worst part is, shed didn't get a damn scratch on it! Dave hadda take a saw to it a couple days later.

fffhahaha! your ellis is great!

[heyloudgirl]

[ internal facepalm ] I had to ask.

Level with me, Ellis: did you guys ever just hang out and have a couple of beers like normal people?

oh i'm glad you like :> you play a great rochelle yourself!

[thisonetime]

Well, yeah, a'course. What'd y'all think we do, when Keith's all laid up like that?

thanks :D

[heyloudgirl]

Honestly, I didn't think you'd let that get in your way.

[thisonetime]

Aw, c'mon, Ro. That's just reckless.

[Irony? What irony?]

[heyloudgirl]

So, you do know the meaning of that word. [ She's teasing, mostly. ]

Speaking of which, where are you that you're shooting paintball guns, and is it anywhere near a roller coaster?

[thisonetime]

S'a castle, I think, only they're callin' it a keep. Holloway's Keep, I hear.

[And then Ellis sounds a little dejected.]

But there ain't no roller coasters here. They don't even got a blender in the kitchen!

[NOW HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MILKSHAKES]