Canon is RWBY

[stealing_ur_dust]

[And so here Torchwick was, laughing himself to tears....]

Sorry, mundane. I'm going to need a moment. Congrats on your hunch being right. You are learning. Stick with me and I promise: you will never be bored.

I just wish there was some way I could have snapped a picture of General Iron-noggin's face! Oh just wait. He only thinks things are bad now....

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[gamer_girl]

You're laughing now, but what's to stop any of us from beating the shit out of you?

[She's not from Torchwick's universe, but she's pissed off enough by recent events that it didn't matter.]

[stealing_ur_dust]

[Have a lazy smile.]

Well hello there, sweet heart. You sound hostile. Do I know you?

[gamer_girl]

No. I'm not from your world. I've just been watching along with my mun.

So I know what you've helped set in motion. Including poor Penny.

Now I'm going to ask you again. Is there anything stopping me from making a pompous lackey-shaped hole in the ground?

[stealing_ur_dust]

Moi? Weren't you paying attention? I didn't set anything in motion. I was in a prison cell the whole time.

Lackey? That's not very nice. I prefer the term business partner. [He adjusts his grip on melodic cudgel almost casually. It has been a while since he stretched his muscles. Or shot someone in the face.] I suppose there's nothing to stop you from trying your best now is there? [His tone is condescending.]

woops hit the wrong reply button

[gamer_girl]

You still worked with her and helped her ends and you're not exactly helping your case by laughing at a tragedy before it even finishes happening.

[She can tell he's underestimating her.]

Fine then. Infinite Mana Arrow!

[Above her head appeared a stream of blue glowing arrows. When they were in place they fired at Torchwick with the speed of a machine gun.]

[stealing_ur_dust]

Well, she is my employer. Whether you agree with the hand that feeds you 100% or not....well, I digress. The hornets nest was already unstable, by dear. We just gave it a little nudge.

[He was kind of expecting it. Kids these days. So easy to whip up into a frenzy. And they are strange even in this place. It's kind of like fighting Blake and Sun again - challenging but not impossible. Plus, he's all about protecting his skin defensive fighting.

He deflects the arrows with his cane, but isn't quite as cocky and is leaning more towards interested.]

Not shabby, kid. My turn.

[Shoots at a branch above your head. Maybe you'll dodge it in time. Or maybe it will squash you and he'll have another reason for hysterical laughter.]

[gamer_girl]

That doesn't make you any less of a monster.

[Him shooting the branch caught her off guard. She expected him to shoot at her so he managed to get a one-up on her. The branch fell and she along with it.

However unlike a normal person she wasn't writhing there with any broken bones. In fact she got out from under the branch and rolled her shoulders like she only suffered a fall.]

Ow that really hurt. I guess that's what I get for not having my barrier up.

[Not just one, but three domes of blue formed around her stacking one on top of the other.]

I guess I should get serious.

[stealing_ur_dust]

[Ah, that was really satisfying. Maybe it will be quieter now. What the fu - really? What are kids eating these days? That should have at least broken a bone or two. Is this another one of Ironwood's robots? It would make sense.

This could be bad, actually. Roman is good for quick-thinking, quick get aways and resolving confrontations in a few minutes or less. Not prolonged battle. This was why he was chosen to be the temporary fall guy and decoy while the others remained on the field. That's Cinder and the kiddies. Realy, where is Neo when she's needed?]

You do that.

[Where's that hover craft?]

Um....Neo? Time to come out if you're anywhere around! <3