dear_mun | It's been a really long time for both of us

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It's been a really long time for both of us

After all this time, you seriously fucking pick on me first? It could have been anyone, but you got all sentimental and shit, and decided that I was the best choice? Did you hit your head recently and forget that last time we did this little dance, you bitched out?

Fuck it. I'll go with it, but don't expect me to be all fucking sunshine and rainbows or some shit. Just keep me away from those useless, annoying rats and you and I won't have too much trouble.

Good enough? Good, now fuck off.

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I think it's safe to say "sunshine and rainbows" is the absolute last thing anyone would expect from you of all people.

Speaking of rats. Or snake I suppose would be more fitting.

No one could be, when you have to put up with 3 other half-wit, dumb fucks.

Oh, I don't know about that. I spent a lot of time undercover in Konohagakure and I managed to fake it just fine.

But I suppose you've always been more the type to wear your proverbial heart on your sleeve.

Congratulations. You ability so suffer fools is unparalleled. [All the sarcasm] I'll let you know when I decide to fuckin' care.

Of course. I would rather tell someone how much it is that I hate them rather than prancing around pretending to like the shit-for-brains.

[ He doesn't look bothered by her profanity, even as it's directed towards him - if anything he smirks a little wider. It's refreshing, really. ]

I never would have guessed.

[ Sarcasm, meet sarcasm. ]

But maybe there's something to be respected in being such an open book.

Edited (wording issues) 2015-12-29 12:13 (UTC)

If only I could get that through the thick heads of the little shits they like to call my team, then perhaps I wouldn't be so willing to play them a song.