Random flights of fancy

[wasagreatmemory]

You do realize you're bringing me back out when you think that you're drunk. That's not a good sign.

But if you insist. At least being in Chicago there will be firefighters who can rescue me from your stupidity.

Comments

because Chicago firefighter mention.

[mindsown]

Not sure that's in the job description unless fire or rescue is involved. If so I am so sorry.

well yeah that is kind of how this happened. that and wine.

[wasagreatmemory]

Hopefully not the fire, but I've had a stalker before. Let's hope she doesn't pull that shit again.

[mindsown]

A stalker? Well shit.

[wasagreatmemory]

I'm a lawyer. I make enemies sometimes.


Have we met? I think I'd remember you if we'd met before.

[mindsown]

I haven't met many people. I'm a babe in these parts right now. Made on a whim.

[wasagreatmemory]

Sounds like we're both kinda in the same predicament. I'm Natalie. I play in your sandbox sometimes.

[mindsown]

I'm Jeff and even I don't play in my sandbox.

[wasagreatmemory]

I was going to say you could play in mine but that sounds like a pick-up line.

[mindsown]

Yes, yes it does. [It makes him laugh a bit though.]

[wasagreatmemory]

Sorry. What I meant was, I'm happy to give you someone to socialize with.

[mindsown]

There is no need to apologize.

[wasagreatmemory]

You say that now. You haven't been around me long enough yet Jeff. Lawyer, remember?

[mindsown]

Firefighter. Trust me I have heard so much worse.

[wasagreatmemory]

Like bad firefighter calendar jokes? Or fire-related puns?

[mindsown]

Both actually.

[wasagreatmemory]

Well as someone who's friends with firefighters you're safe with me.

[mindsown]

Good so no lame 'there's a fire in my panties I need you to put out' jokes?

And yes, I have heard that.

[wasagreatmemory]

No and what the fuck.

[mindsown]

Sad but true.

[wasagreatmemory]

On behalf of my gender I apologize. Trust me, I'd just ask you if you wanted to get dinner or something. I went to Harvard, we're pretty blunt there.

[mindsown]

Blunt is good, asking about my hose? Just bad.

[wasagreatmemory]

Well, considering we just met and I don't even know what my mun is going to do with me, I think you're safe from me asking you for more than a beer for a while.

I may not even stick around. Curious to see if anyone remembers me.

[mindsown]

Hope someone does.

[wasagreatmemory]

Me too. [Smiles.] Or are you saying you'd like me to stick around?

We could grab a beer or something. Would be appropriate since my mun is tipsy like the idiot she is.

[mindsown]

Too much egg nog? [Tis the season of Christmas parties after all.]