Voice Test

[centralcityhero]

About time you decided to do this. If you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly the type of guy to sit around and wait. I'm a man of action.

Now, how about we get this thing started and have some fun?

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[crockshot]

Bet her idea of fun is different from yours.

[Smiiiiiirk.]

[centralcityhero]

Has anyone ever told you how big of a mood killer you are?

I'm sure my mun and I will get along perfectly fine. People actually like me.

[crockshot]

Like you can talk? Every time you even open your mouth, I might as well just kiss my good mood goodbye.

You really don't know much about muns do you. Most of them seem to like torturing their muses. Death plots, killer zombies, and that sort of thing. Just wait.

[centralcityhero]

Hey, it's not my fault if my brilliance overwhelms you, but don't feel too bad, not many can keep up. It's almost as much of a burden as it is a gift really.

They actually do things like that?

[crockshot]

You know what would be a gift? If you'd keep your mouth shut.

And worse. [She smirks, feeling superior since she clearly knows more than he does.] Mental institutions where they do experiments on you seems to be another popular theme. Sounds like fun doesn't it?

[centralcityhero]

See? You're totally jealous of my dazzling intellect. It's okay, you can admit it. I won't think any less of you.

[And stop with the smirking, Artemis. Things don't usually end well for him when you do that.]

Experiments? Uh, I'm guessing we're not talking about the same type of stuff I do at home, right? [He sighs] Perhaps staying just at this place isn't all that bad of an idea. Not that I can't handle any of the other stuff or anything...

[crockshot]

Please. I've met monkies with more dazzling intellect than you.

[She's not going to stop smirking just because you find it unnervingly hot, Wally. No.]

Mad Scientist kind all the way.

[Yeah... still smirking.]

No? Figured you weren't up to it. No surprise there.

[Ignoring the fact that she totally isn't up to it either.]

[leiothrix_lutea]

Dude! Count me in!

[centralcityhero]

Did you really think that you had a choice here, Rob?

[leiothrix_lutea]

Do you really think you could make me, KF?

[centralcityhero]

Of course I could, but since you already agreed, I don't have to make you do anything.

[leiothrix_lutea]

Maybe I'll change my mind.

[centralcityhero]

...but you won't.

[leiothrix_lutea]

How do you know?

[centralcityhero]

Fine. Go ahead and be a killjoy, Rob. I'll just have to find someone less cool else to take your place. I'm sure there's a long list of people who are willing to be the Wall-man's wing-man.

[leiothrix_lutea]

[SPORFLE] Wait wait wait, hold on there, KF. Since when am I, your wing-man?

[centralcityhero]

Hey, I consider us equals in this partnership, Rob, but if you bail then whoever else is definitely playing second fiddle to me. [You're the only one he'd share the spotlight with, Dick. Must make you so happy.]

[leiothrix_lutea]

[Oh Wally, someday you'll learn that it's really his spotlight and everyone else is just guest starring. Hopefully not anytime soon, though, that's usually around the time teams break up, isn't it?]

Dude, who else would you even ask?

No, wait, I take that back. I know exactly who you'd try and fill my spot with.

Sorry about that...

[centralcityhero]

And who would that be, Mr. Know-It-All?

[leiothrix_lutea]

[Grin~]

Artemis.

[centralcityhero]

Dude! What the...!? Why would you even think that!?

Maybe I really do need a new best friend. One who isn't clearly insane and in need of help.

[leiothrix_lutea]

[He snickers because he loves, honest!]

You forgot "Master Detective" there, pal.

[centralcityhero]

[Riiiight. I'm sure that's the only reason.]

Yeah, well, after your most recent deduction, I'm thinking that title might be in jeopardy there, "Master Detective".

You weren't even close. In fact, you are so far off the mark that it's probably best for you to think about a possible career change. I don't think this whole detective thing is going to work out for you.

[leiothrix_lutea]

[Oh ouch. Really, Wally? After that whole failed training exercise debacle?

You're just lucky he likes you. And is too amused by your obvious denial. That's why he's still snickering, btw.]

Okay, so who would you pick?

[centralcityhero]

[Oops, sorry Rob. He wasn't thinking, as usual, while trying to do his deny and deflect routine.]

I dunno. There's a lot of factors that I'd have to consider before I made my choice. This wouldn't be something you could just decide without breaking everything down first, and I don't really have the time for all that. [He grins] So, I guess I'm just stuck with you. [Okay, it's more like you're stuck with him, but it's all the same.]

[leiothrix_lutea]

[SNERK!]

And people say I analyze too much! I'm not sure how I feel about being your best bud just 'cause you're too lazy to figure out who else could possibly fill my boots, though.

[lightninglad]

You and me both, kid.

Your mun have a game in mind?

[centralcityhero]

I don't think we've gotten that far ahead yet. Mun really needs to pick up the pace and start looking around.

[lightninglad]

Eh. Shop around or something.

Can't say I'm all too happy with going to this castle in the middle of nowhere with none of my teammates.

[centralcityhero]

I don't think I could go somewhere without any of my teammates. Well, unless the food there was really good. [Wally and his priorities.]

[fasterthan]

Man, it is always weird when this happens.

[centralcityhero]

Uh, something wrong, Flash? [Totally thinks you're Barry]

[fasterthan]

Well I guess technically no, but it's still weird.

[centralcityhero]

...okay? You mind telling me what's so weird about this?

[fasterthan]

What, you don't think it's weird?

...wait it's... right. You probably think I'm someone else.

I'm you. Surprise.

[centralcityhero]

So, what you're saying is that you're not uncle Barry, but still the Flash, and that you're me? [So many questions now.]

Okay, now I officially find this situation weird.

[fasterthan]

Well... kinda. I guess. Sort of? I mean. I never had an uncle Barry and I was never Kid Flash, but yeah. Basically.

[centralcityhero]

Definitely weird.

If you were never Kid Flash then you obviously can't be future me, so what are we dealing with? Something similar to an alternate universe? I knew it was possible in theory, but...

[fasterthan]

Oh yeah, they exist. I've been to a couple. There was one where I was dead and the whole League had gone all weird and evil-dictator-ish.