mun was playing freedom planet and somehow ended up with this muse instead

[nintendont]

Looks like a fun game and all, but... well, I guess there's just no substitute for the real fastest thing alive. Can't say I blame ya! Not about to complain, either - these legs could use a good stretch so come on, come on! Let's get moving already!

Don't make me say it. You know what I mean.

[ no please ]

You're too sl--

[ OKAY FINE LET'S GO FIND A MEME OR SOMETHING CHRIST ]

'Atta boy!

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[ixis]

Ugh. Small comfort I only ever see you in zones such as this one, Quickster.

[nintendont]

I'd say "right back atcha", but I don't have a clue who you are, dude.

[ game!verse sonic isn't archie!verse sonic isn't satam!verse sonic isn't aosth!verse sonic isn't boom!verse sonic why are there so many sonics ]

[ixis]

[HE'D LIKE THE KNOW THE VERY SAME, REALLY]

Really? I'm not that easily forgotten, am I? I've been told I'm the most distinctive Mobian of them all!

[On account of his species being ???, yeah.]

Or you're just a version of the Quickster who's not had the pleasure of meeting me! You must feel deprived.

[nintendont]

I must be! Can't help but think it'd take a lot for me to forget a mug like that.

[ seriously bro what is even going on with you ]

Quickster, though? Not bad - I kinda like it!

[ixis]

[You ever see those taxidermy animals where they just throw all kinds of parts onto a critter and make something unworldly and hideous? Naugus is kind of like that.]

The version of you that I've known always complained about my name for him. What a delight that another is much more gracious about it!

[nintendont]

[ what a majestic creature ]

Could be better, sure, but it could be way worse too. I mean, my name could be Eggman.

[ixis]

Eerugh. I knew him as Julian, and then Robotnik. And then after I return from yet another exile, I'm then told he changed it again to Eggman. Does the man suffer from some manner of crippling identity crisis?

[nintendont]

Maybe he's finally sniffed too much motor oil.

... Julian? Seriously?

[ixis]

His given name, I'm told. Julian Kintobor. We were both members of the royal court back in our day. Until he decided he'd prefer a mechanical despotic rule instead, of course.

It's quite surreal to be explaining this to you, Quickster. I never cared for this alternate reality business.

[ringaroundrose]

Oh Sooonic~! Don't forget about me!

[nintendont]

O-oh, Amy! You're... here too!

[ g o o d ]

You know I couldn't forget you even if I wanted to.

[ringaroundrose]

Of course! Wherever you go, I'm just one step behind!

[and that's not creepy at all amiright]

[nintendont]

[ Not. At. All. ]

Yeah, you're uh... persistent. Glad you've got my back, though.