doing things at the last possible moment

[exponentia]

This is so like you.

I know you didn't have internet but you had Word and Notepad and... things. Things where to write.

I'll actually be surprised if we make it through.

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[whinings]

Hey, you've still got time, right? ( sure it's hours not days, but that's totally doable and not at all under the wire! )

[exponentia]

Yeah.

[ Hours. Hours! ]

It's embarrassing anyway.

[whinings]

If its any consolation, you're not the only last minute drop in? ( small silver linings maybe??? ) I was definitely not planned.

[exponentia]

Oh. Well.

[ Kanyeshrug.gif ]

We deserve each other.

[whinings]

We definitely do. ( just like, casual beaming smiles don't worry about it. ) I've really missed you. It's been so weird here without anyone.

[exponentia]

[ Everything's alright and nothing hurts. ]

Yes, I know the feeling pretty well. At least we'll have each other, and whoever you've met there.

[whinings]

Oh yeah! The uh, weird nervous looking group of friends and the people posting pictures of each others butts on the network. We'll fit right in.

[exponentia]

Where- where are you dragging me Elena Gilbert!?

[ The mun has not lurked enough. ]

...are those nice butts?

[whinings]

( she just laughs, because of all the things to focus on. )

It was, to be honest. Don't tell anyone I said that though. You would have been impressed.

[exponentia]

Do I want to know why though?

[ Does she really? ]

I'll keep my mouth shut. It's not the sort of topic I would board anyway.

[passengers]

That's 21st century dedication, man. At least you didn't type anything out on a smartphone.

[exponentia]

Yet.

I just don't like rushing things.

[passengers]

Sometimes rushing things is good. It can be fun, if you have some idea of what you're doing.

...Do you?

[exponentia]

I-

[ Eh. Eh. ]

Sort of? Besides taking time from writing other things you'll probably be more interested on looking at

[ So meta it deserves a laugh track. ]

[passengers]

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That's not a very positive outlook, bro. You gotta pump it up about yourself!

[coy]

Where is she sending you?

[exponentia]

A box in space?

Elena is there. I'm trying to be optimistic.

Trying.

[ Awkward smile. Hi friend. ]

[coy]

[ hi best friend.]

My mun thought about sending me there. It won't be so bad! Not if Elena is there.

[exponentia]

[ Canonpoint dictates she hasn't seen her in months. So good to see Caroline's face tbh. ]

It seems like it will be a nice place to...de-stress. In case you ever feel like doing that.

[ Look at your life Bonnie, look at your friends. ]

[coy]

[ caroline is at the same canon point, ish.]

My mun thinks maybe once the holidays are over. If both you and Elena are there, I'm going to harassing her until I get my way. [ and you know caroline, she's very convincing.]

[exponentia]

Oh, I'll be there, specially if you can find your way there.

[ Saying it like it's a fact. She knows firsthand how persuasive can Caroline be. ]

[coy]

I think I could probably make it there.

[exponentia]

It would be so good to have a place where we three could just pretend anything life threatening is happening for more than one week.

[ There's a 89% probability she'll end up in Eudio anyway. But that's for later. ]

[coy]

I know, right? And a place where I'm not all wrapped up in Klaus drama. [ because caroline's eudio life is a total disaster. and elena isn't in any position to lecture caroline on poor life decisions. ]

I wonder who they'll "ship" us with.

[exponentia]

Klaus drama.

[ Girl what. You seriously need someone with arguable better life choices, yes you do. ]

I have you at an advantage there; my mun firmly believes I suck at romance. Hopefully that doesn't backfire horribly, though.

[coy]

Uh, yeah. My mun thinks I'm supposed to say I'm stupid but... I'm trying to do the whole no regrets thing? [ and she's really bad at it. on the guilt bus all the time.]

No, you just have unlucky taste in men. [ pot meet kettle.]

[exponentia]

And are you regretting that yet?

[ Epic eye rolls will ensue. A bit of judging too, but mostly the eye rolls. ]

I- That's- Jeremy isn't-

Damn.

[coy]

Of course I am.

[ look at the face in the icon. because caroline's on the bad choice train, express to heartbreak ridge. there's a lot of metaphoric analogies that work for this.

and caroline won't mention that the last bonnie hooked up with damon... yet.]

He sucked. You could totally do better.

[exponentia]

Well at least you're taking it better than I expected.

[ Don't tell her that. Ever. She and Damon...are friends, even good friends now, but God forbid she learns that a version of herself crossed that line.

Seriously. ]

I guess that happens to a relationship when half of one of the parts involved is dead.

[coy]

It's just... It's a mess. Even I can admit that much before going back into my denial cave. [ old her wasn't exactly proud of it either. caroline will try to keep her mouth shut.] You're the reason I'm in Eudio. I'm there to make sure you're not dead anymore.

[exponentia]

...February.

[ The January slot is already taken, sadly enough. ]

Just- try to hang on. Is Elena there? Stefan? [ Because even stuck-in-prison-world-Bonnie knows that those two level each other. ]

Well that's- Good luck with that? I'm not sure what to say. I got better?

[coy]

Elena's there. Tyler's there. Stefan isn't. Not anymore. [ pause ] Jeremy is too.

I wanted to save my mom too but... my mun says that won't happen.

[exponentia]

[ Jeremy is there? Awkward. ]

I think the Elena I'll meet is still human. I'm hoping that's not all too weird.

Tyler though... [ And Klaus. Caroline your life. ]

You should change it anyway. I'll find my way.

[coy]

Yeah, I think so too. And no, it's better for her. It's what she wants. [ uh yeah, tyler just arrived, klaus attacked davina.... caroline's life is a disaster. and she's going to pretend it's not and be a christmas maniac. ] No way, I'm getting you back. I'll do what it takes.

[exponentia]

Yeah, I guess that when you live with it for long enough, you may forget how Elena feels about it.

[ She's always been the more human of the three, whatever the hell that means. ]

Now you're just trying to earn points before I ever get there.

[ It's working. ]