Smissmas? You must mean SOCIALISMASS. Spoiled Childmass!

ALSO IT IS FAR TOO EARLY TO BE TALKING ABOUT SMISSMAS. Smissmas comes at roughly the end of the month maybe sometimes it comes sooner it kind of depends from year to year but my point is NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT SMISSMAS, SMOKEY.

Bestow that talk for at least another two weeks, Private!