irate cowboy regarding ideas from his mun

[gunslinging_wildcat]

No, I don't dig your ideas about placing me into some sort of amusement game. I'm a soldier, not some kind of pawn to be placed at will in your sordid imagination. The Boss needs me at Mother Base and that is where I'm going to be staying. [He pinched his nose and sighed.]

A sex game? You have to be kidding. Do I look like a male escort to you? No. I damn well am not. [Because geez, that's just....not happening.]

Nor am I going into any homosexual relationships with any of my comrades. The Boss? Miller? Jesus Christ, man. Have you lost all of your senses? [He loves the Boss and likes to flaunt it but won't openly admit that.]

I'm a Diamond Dog. Soldier. Ok? Get that into your head.

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[surrogatespy]

Oh, loosen up.

[gunslinging_wildcat]

EVA? Long time no see. [Now, he was interested.]

[surrogatespy]

Did you miss me?

[gunslinging_wildcat]

I have to admit that I did miss you. [He's guessing the Boss missed you too.] What brings you around these parts?

[surrogatespy]

[Laughing] Haha, no fair! Don't be so honest- You'll make me blush~...

Who could help but come running at the sound of a kitten in distress? [She cants her head to the side.] Well. If you could call this "distress", anyway.

-Actually, it sounds to me like someone here is enjoying themselves...

[gunslinging_wildcat]

Nothing wrong with being honest. [Because it has been a long time since he saw you last.]

Kitten? Is that what you think I am? I'm more of a lion now, Eva. [Oh, don't pull the kitty card. He's a lion, ok? Pfft. Yeah right.] What makes you think I'm enjoying this situation?

[surrogatespy]

[WHAT A DORK!!!]

Oh, yes. My mistake. You're positively fierce.

But speaking of honesty, Adam... what's a wild beast like yourself doing playing coy all of a sudden, hm? We both know exactly what happens when an ocelot finally manages to corner it's prey.

Are you really going to let him escape so easily..?

[gunslinging_wildcat]

[Yeah, he can be a dork at times.]

I can be fierce when I want to be. Want to find out? [He unholstered one of his Single Action Army's and slung it around twice before holstering it once more.]

Are you talking about the Boss?

[surrogatespy]

Another time, maybe.

[A sigh.] Don't play dumb with me, Adam. It doesn't suit you.

Of course I'm talking about him. We both know exactly where you stand when it comes to Snake.

[gunslinging_wildcat]

I'm not playing dumb. [Ocelot tilted his head at Eva and wondered where she was going with this.]

I'm working with him right now if that's what you mean. We're doing what we do best.