Pep talk 101

[sonyablade]

This is a joke, right? Your taste in timeline is dated and you need to catch me up to current events. I heard a lot has happened, and you know how I like to keep up to date on what's going on. Right? [a slight glare]

Here's what needs to happen before you and I can work:

1. Get me up to date with my current timeline.

2. These icons need a major rehaul.

3. Include me in any plans you have for me. I mean seriously, this is my life after all.

Also, tell that creepy guy with the guyliner you have up here to stop stalking me. It's for his own good really. I don't even understand what he's rambling on about half the time anyway and he's this close to getting a serious beat down.

Let's gets moving.

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heheh, hello 'past self'

[soldier_blade]

[Excuse an older version of Sonya trying not to laugh. Hah, good luck on number 3. That it's your life only seems to make them even more sneaky about things.

[The smirk fades.] Um..yeah, a lot does happen.

..and yes...the creepy guy very much deserves a beat down.

Why hello 'future self'! Haha

[sonyablade]

[Huh...well this is different. She's not entirely sure what to think of this, but of all the crazy shit she's come out of? this wasn't the craziest thing to happen. Still she couldn't help but humor the thought that she was somehow drugged or dreaming this up.]

So much for laying down 'terms and conditions' for this...whatever 'this' is. [She shakes her head.]

Sounds like you know a lot more of what's going on than I do. I'm not used to being uninformed. But I'm guessing you probably already know this since you're...'me'? [Shit, she was more confused than she expected to be and counting.]

[She'd give a partial smirk at the later.] That creep bother you too?

ooc: never had the chance to thread with another Sonya-player

[soldier_blade]

In total truthfulness, Sonya's seen so much weird shit in her career that this hardly phases her.

In all fairness, it's not as bad as it could be-most of the time. I've met some interesting people in the places she's taken me, but there have been some..less than fun encounters as well.

You're..what..me twenty something years into the past? Yeah, a lot happens-several wars and so forth. The good news is, I'm 51 years old and still kicking ass. The bad news..without sounding all 'ghost of christmas future', please, get therapy. The things you'll see in the future, it's going to affect you, much as you think otherwise, and contrary to..our fears, no one will think less of you..of us..if we get counseling to help cope with what happens.

Him..no, he doesn't bother me. He just did something to really really piss me off. Only reason I hadn't killed him is because I actually do respect his boss, and at the time Raiden zapped the hell out of him, which helped.

[lightning_raiden]

Sonya Blade, your timing is most fortuitous. I will be interested to find out what happens with you. My own Mun, as they call themself, is only just finalizing my own point of origin.

[sonyablade]

Raiden [A slight nod greets the thunder God. She doesn't show it but she's relieved to run into someone she knows.]

I'm glad I'm not the only one going through this. It's frustrating not being in the know. [She shakes her head.] I'm hopeful she'll come to a decision soon.

[lightning_raiden]

Much hinges upon certain critical developments in the past, and yet they delay. [He too is relieved, but likewise won't be showing it.]

I pray the Elder gods guide them swiftly in their decisions. I will be watching, should I be needed.

Oh hey! A Sonya!

[cryptidtango]

Working is always a nice thing to do. Even if your mun jerk isn't treating you right with good icons and stuff. I know the feeling there. My mun says I'm from a book, so it's all "but Verity, there aren't a lot of actual pictures of you".

As a side note, pit traps and a cockatrice works if you need to get rid of creep assholes from stalking you.

Oh hey girl!

[sonyablade]

'Mun jerk'... I like that one. I think that'll be her new name.

Glad I'm not the only one with an issue with icons, except 'not having a lot of actual pictures' isn't exactly an excuse for her. There really isn't any. [she shakes her head.]

Pit traps may be the way to go... not sure I know what a cockatrice is. [Really Sonya?]

[cryptidtango]

A cockatrice? Weird snake chicken things from...uhh...mythology? That turn people to stone.

[Have a winning smile that is totally not at all trying to hide something from you. At all.]

But hey, you know how it is a lot of the time. Even if there are pics of you out there, they're often crap or just...weird. Or drawn by assholes who couldn't tell the difference between a boob and a fish.