dear_mun | Voice test I guess

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Voice test I guess

Listen, sweet cheeks. I don't know what you think we're gonna accomplish together, but right now, it's looking like a whole lot of nothing.

I'm a busy man. I've got a company to run, stooges to fire-- No, really, we have this incinerator. You should see the looks on their faces...!

[He chuckles for a moment before giving an amused sigh as he winds down.]

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. You, and this idiotic little - can we even call it a “plan”? - of yours. See, this whole thing only works when you have a partner, and from where I'm standing, you look preeeetty alone to me. You're basically just talking to yourself. And they say I'm the crazy one.

Point is, I don't have time to listen to your “forever alone” whining all day. Somebody call the whaaambulance, am I right?

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Ugh, I can't understand why so many people want YOUR voice in their heads.

You're the reason I tried to hack my echo comm to install a black feature, and a mute button. And a prank call mod.

And yet you still came here to bother me, anyway. Looks like those echo mods were all just a big waste of time.

Well of course I came to bother you, annoying is as annoying does!

Besides you're not using the echo comm right now so the mods aren't a waste of time, they just don't help me right now.

[And besides she's got a trump card to play if she really wants to get under his skin]

Sure. Whatever you say, Kiddo.

[He tries to just casually wave her off for now, hoping he doesn't already seem too annoyed.]

Hey don't you have a little robot you could go tinker with instead? Or did my Loaders finally blow up your little pile of scrap?

Pffft, little?! Are you kidding me? Deathtrap shredded slices through your cheap junk bots like the forth class alloy you make them out of is wet tissues! Respect the robot!

As for tinkering, let's just say I've got a few personal projects very close to my heart right now.

You do remember what a heart is right strapchin? It's what most humans have in place of that sick pulsing glob of ego puss you have in your chest!

[Jack’s eye twitches a little at the comment about his face.]

Oh right, the heart. You mean, the thing that squirts blood everywhere after you rip it out of a man’s chest. That reminds me - I need to pick up some dry cleaning.

Picking up your own dry cleaning?

How low the mighty have fallen.

That's what happens when you bandits keep killing off my people!

Well I wouldn't have to keep killing off Hyperion toadies if you just handled management like a normal goddamn person instead of some kind of despotic fascist troll!

[ If you think the whining is bad, don't mind the little robot jetting around you and vocalizing unsettling screams of the dead.

~~Sorry, Jack.~~ ]

Oh great, crappy Atlas tech. Because my day wasn't already annoying enough.

Hey, you, flying trashcan. Why don't you go find a nice corner and self-destruct?

[ If little robots could simulate expression, this little one might look sad. As is, it quiets down for a moment before spinning in a circle in front of him, looking generally unphased with a few beep-length moments of screaming vocalization. ]

Look, I enjoy hearing tortured, dying screams as much as the next guy, but the whole point is they stop screaming once you tighten your grip around their throat, shoot their brains out, or... however you do it.

[ -- If robots could nod--

Dumpy instead tilts slightly sideways while floating, debating this piece of information. Before helpfully tilting down to the ground next to Jack and shooting out a shock dart a little ways away from him.

-- And if this robot could change its tone of voice, it might seem almost questioning. But you just get a vocalized scream again, Jack. Sorry. ]

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Voice test I guess

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i assume you've seen tftbl! if not... welp. screaming robots?

I'm playing it now, finally! But only just finished episode 2, so... here's pre-death Jack?

np np! (hehe the whaaambulance line is the best)

I love the whaaambulance :,)

rhys' sassier choices are always a+