Homeless

[emeraldcrusader]

Writer.

What, are we going to go through this again? Thanks to greenisnewblack's writer, you say you were coerced into posting this. It doesn't really matter. I know you're not gonna have the time to pay attention to me and it's crowded in here like it has always been.

You've been playing that superhero MMO (which I still don't completely understand what that is) for too long and it doesn't look like you're going to quit anytime soon. Which, by the way, stop giving them more money than you are already giving them.

Just cut the crap. You say you miss me and all of that but you won't even give me the time of day. But if you're even thinking about portraying me, just make sure you give the time of day. And I'd appreciate it if familiar faces are actually there.

Comments

[hypersonic]

Ugh, you can be so needy sometimes.

[emeraldcrusader]

Do you have a writer who constantly is in and out of your attention, Barry?

[hypersonic]

You've heard of Geoff Johns, right?

[emeraldcrusader]

The writer wants to strangle him.

[hypersonic]

He pinned this whole reboot thing on me and then spent the last six months getting me beat up by my closest friends. You being the exception, of course.

[super_whiner]

And people say I whine too much.

[emeraldcrusader]

Famous last words for someone with that user name.

[super_whiner]

S-Shut up! My mun chose that name!

[emeraldcrusader]

And why did they choose that name?

[super_whiner]

Because she's a loooooser!

[getwiththegold]

You know, the longer you stay out of the things, the longer I get to be in them. And no one's going to turn down a little of the Gold.

[emeraldcrusader]

Are you sure? What would Ted say about it?

[getwiththegold]

That's kind of a low blow, don't you think? Besides, Blue and Gold always stuck together. I'm a real reliable kind of guy.

[emeraldcrusader]

Hey, I was only asking a question.

[getwiththegold]

Yeah, but... Man. Besides, you're the one complaining about being around. Tons of people would kill to have your job if you don't want it.

[emeraldcrusader]

If I'm gonna be around, I'd like to stick around. That's not entirely in my control.

[getwiththegold]

Maybe bribery would work?

[emeraldcrusader]

He's not easily swayed.

[getwiththegold]

You're going about this the wrong way, Greenie. You've got to find a way to appeal to his senses. You're a smart guy. You can figure it out.

Annnnnd if you can't. Well, the babes can just hang off of me for a little.

[emeraldcrusader]

Uh-huh.

[getwiththegold]

I'll have you know the ladies love me.

[emeraldcrusader]

Do they now.

[getwiththegold]

Sure they do! Out with the old, get with the Gold.

[emeraldcrusader]

Okay. Keep telling yourself that.

[getwiththegold]

It's okay, man. You don't have to be jealous. I'll share the ladies if you're having a hard time.

[emeraldcrusader]

I'm so jealous, Booster. You have no idea.

[greenisnewblack]

Don't blame me on this one.

[emeraldcrusader]

Why not.

[greenisnewblack]

Still not my fault.