Voice Testing

[electric_love]

Games...? Ooooh, what sort of games?

...Another world!?

I'm not going anywhere without my darling! Husbands and wives should stay together! Besides, the only other world I want to go to is my home planet. Me and darling can go there together in my UFO.

Oooh, if only he could be as sweet as when he proposed, again...

Comments

[thegreatataru]

... Lum... you have a very warped definition of sweet.

[He ain't even touching the idea of going to Lum's planet because... aw hell no.]

[electric_love]

Darling! [She launches forward, putting her head against his shoulder. She sticks hr tongue out before turning to him.]

You'll protect me, won't you?

[thegreatataru]

[He'd almost forgotten how clingy she could be! He was torn between finding it annoying as usual... or actually finding it rather sweet since it had been so long. Wait... did she just stick her tongue out at her mun!? That sort of mix of defiant fourth wall breaking almost never ends well!]

Protect you from... what exactly?

[I mean jeez... she's the alien with the lasers and shooting electricity from her fingertips... nine times out of ten she wound up protecting him!]

[electric_love]

They want to drag me away from you!

I won't go! [She clings tighter.] I won't leave Darling!

[thegreatataru]

Wait a minute Lum, going where?

[He also may have pulled a crowbar out of hammer space to pry her off of him.]

[electric_love]

[She might be letting loose a zak, as she screams.]

I... I don't knowwwwww!

[thegreatataru]

YEEAAAAAAAGGHH!!!

[Metal crowbar bad idea! Electricity conducting metal crowbar bad idea!

...

Excuse him while he smolders on the floor for a moment.]

You're... jumping the gun a little... aren't you?

[Oh hey, it's been a while since he's had steam pour out his mouth when he talked. That crowbar must have added a gigawatt or two of voltage to that zak.]

[electric_love]

Darling, you'll come with me - won't you?

[She squeezes his hands tight. It wouldn't be a good idea to say no.]

[thegreatataru]

Now slow down just a damn moment here Lum!

[He pats himself off, as if this totally will fix electrocution burns, and put's his hands on each of her shoulders.]

You don't even know if you're being taken away, you don't even know where you're being taken to, and you don't even know if there's any cute girls there!

[Man's got priorities after all.]

[electric_love]

...Darling... [There's a tingle of electricity coming from her fingertips.]

You wouldn't be thinking of cheating on me, would you?

Flawless use of that icon XD

[thegreatataru]

[Oh right! He said that last part out loud! Think fast Moroboshi!]

I-It's not what you think! I meant for... you! It would be a crime if they dragged you somewhere without any cute female friends you can gab with! Or to have sleepovers with... with pillow fights and loose fitting nighties...

[Forgive him, he lost himself for a moment there. Then his tone and his face become more serious, as if he's giving a presidential address.]

In today's modern world, what if you find yourself in a world without cute girls!? A world filled with nothing but dried up hags who care nothing for their looks!? Nay I say! Effort should always be put into the ancient and most sacred ritual of attraction! Shaving your legs, washing your hair so it shines, resisting the temptation of that one last piece of pizza, these efforts are what truly make a cute girl so very cute!

[... What was the original topic again?]

<3

[electric_love]

Darling... [Have a large zak, before she grabs a hold and starts flying up.]

Why don't we go somewhere where there's nothing but cute boys, then!? I don't need any friends but you!