voice test! let's see how well this goes... (crossposted to D_P)

[emperorjackass]

....You're kidding - y-you're kidding me right now, right? Please, tell me that you're pulling my leg. What's next; you gonna pull out a whoopie cushion, or the old "dead intern in the closet" trick?

[Jack laughs at his own joke.... if it's a joke, anyways.]

Listen, kiddo - and you are kiddo. That's my thing. Anyway, unless you're really sure about this, you might as well just back out right now. Come on kid, now or never. Just, walk away...

[.....No dice. With an affirming nod, Jack clapped his hands together.]

Okay. You're stubborn, that's good. Means when some hotshot fake hero-type comes breathing down my neck, I can direct them to my new... business partner? Sure, we'll... we'll go with that. [A chuckle.] Oh, don't worry your pretty little head about it. You're gonna love working with a legend.