homeless but looking!

[cavalries]

I am honored to be chosen as a candidate to be played at a "game" once again, but I wouldn't mind waiting a little longer if I must. Please take your time to choose a setting that is most appropriate. [ Emphasis on appropriate. ]

I'm also hoping that you have thought this through, Lady Mundane. Though you have shown much respect and reverence compared to what I've heard from the other familiars in your... headspace... You have many things on your plate whether it's schoolwork, leisure, or instrumental needs and obligations. Time management is something you might want to invest in greatly if you wish to continue. [ INDIRECTLY BASHING. ]

Nevertheless, you have my gratitude and I shall respect your decision when the time comes.

Comments

[charge_sword]

Appropriate could mean a great many things.

[cavalries]

I am aware of that, but I have faith in her interpretation of the word. [ Sobbing. What is this pressure?? ]

[charge_sword]

Could the noble lady please clarify her interpretation?

[cavalries]

... ... ... ...

Hopefully, it is proper by all means. [ You're talking about her mun's, right? ]

[charge_sword]

What I mean is, appropriate changes from person to person. The proper place for someone differs depending on what they are and what purpose they serve. I don't ask for any particular reason-I'm merely curious.

[Actually, he just likes to get all philosophical sometimes.]

[cavalries]

Your words of wisdom are quite understandable. [ She nods. ]

I am not all too sure what are her standards, but from what I've seen they are of proper etiquette most of the time, which I can say I share in some light.

Though when I am referring to the words "appropriate" and "proper", I am merely implying I would rather not be stuck in a setting where intercourse is a key part of the premise... since she has been of age for a couple of months now. [ Dread. ]

[charge_sword]

...Ah.

[Well, he goes silent for a while. If he weren't wearing his helmet, it would be easier to tell that he was trying to work out the best way to put what he wants to say.

At one point he does raise a hand up to his mouth and coughs, though.]

Ah. Well, having visited such a place a few times...I like to think that one can take their own values there and not waver from them. It's...somewhat enlightening...A way to learn of people in ways not normally seen.

[Oh, watch him fidget. Seven foot knights shouldn't look so much like little boys caught doing something naughty.]

Of course, that's just my interpretation...And, uh, I'm not encouraging it. The exact opposite, ah, in fact.

[cavalries]

[ She grows quietd. SHE IS A VIRGIN!! A VIRGIIIIIIIN! SHE IS THE WHITEST LILY OF THE CROP--but that isn't the problem for her anyway. It's... just something she doesn't want to dabble in. ] One must deal with what obstacles thrown at them, but preventing them completely would be of much relief.

I still appreciate your words, knight.

[charge_sword]

[He was in the same boat. Chaste virgin, opposed to the idea of getting it on with anyone but the girl he wanted to marry. He still doesn't actually like the sex part that much; it's the being close to people part he likes.]

It's alright, noble lady. Knights are there to protect others, so I try kind words even if it's all I can do. ...Anyway, I think the phrase is, 'prevention is better than cure.'

[cavalries]

We are fellow knights of chivalry. there is no need to address me as such. [ AWKWARD FOR HER STILL. ]

Rather... you may call me Saber.

[charge_sword]

In that case, this nameless knight humbly greets the knight Saber.

[He gives her something of a smile, albeit a little uncertain. NEVER SEEN A GIRL KNIGHT BEFORE WHAT DO.]

[cavalries]

Nameless knight...? But you must have a name.

[ SHE IS THE KING OF KNIGHTS!! What now. ]

[charge_sword]

I don't. Doll Knights aren't made with names, but are given them by nobles or gods if we succeed in great tasks. I've earnt one twice, but had the honour revoked before I recieved it both times. So I remain nameless.

[NOW HIS WORLD HAS BEEN FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN.]

[cavalries]

Ah, I see... Well if you have earned it twice before, you are more than capable of regaining your glory once again.

I would prefer to address you in some way though.

[charge_sword]

To be honest I'm not really interested in glory. A name might be nice though...Anyway, I never object to a nickname. So long as it's not Arthur. Everyone wants to call me that for some reason.

[thatsthespearit]

Think too hard and you'll think yourself into a circle! Why don't you both just give it a shot and figure it out as you go along? Nothing like getting your feet wet.

[Stretch.]

Literally, in my case.

[cavalries]

It isn't that she is "thinking too hard", she is being hasty...

[ HASTY, YOU SAY? Mun just can't find a game, damn. ]

[thatsthespearit]

No such thing! I'm pretty sure she's just compensating 'cause you're hesitating too much. You remind me a bit of somebody. Should I give you guys a push?

[She brightens.]

Or maybe a pull?

[cavalries]

I wouldn't be hesitating if she at least had a clear view of what her plan of action is.

[ Not to mention her instincts are telling her this is a baaaad idea. ]

[thatsthespearit]

Sometimes you gotta make up some of it as you go along. That's the fun of life!

[Welcome to Kanade's instincts. They'd like to take Saber's instincts out drinking.]

[cavalries]

Though true in some aspects, I wouldn't want her to neglect any of her duties...

[ Also what is fun?? Saber's instincts have the drinking power to put 5 grown pub goers to shame!! ]

[thatsthespearit]

It'll work out, don't worry so much! Honestly... you gotta trust your mun sometimes. Sometimes you also gotta slap them over the head, but you've probably got that covered.

[Fun is meeting such challenges, of course. WE'LL GO DRINKING FOR A WEEK.]

[cavalries]

... ... ... ... Have you laid a hand on your mundane before?

[ That is enjoyable. Not... fun. Saber can drinking a week very easily. ]

[thatsthespearit]

You don't have to put it like that! I went easy on her. And she started it.

[Lies.

Kanade is not a drinking machine. But by god she will give it a shot or seven.]

[cavalries]

It is still not of good conduct to strike one who is not armed.

[ Get ready to have the worst sequence of hangovers ever. ]

[thatsthespearit]

I wasn't armed either, you know.

[Except with her fists. Which happen to hurt.

... Well, what's life without worshipping the porcelain gods?]

[cavalries]

... Then did they assault you first? [ She is skeptical here. ]

[thatsthespearit]

'Course! It was horrible!

Worst tickle attack I've ever seen!

[cavalries]

... I don't think a tickle calls for an attack.

[thatsthespearit]

It's not my fault my fists run away when I'm tickled. [Nodding to herself. It's obvious.]

[epicdouchebag]

So, someone else decides to pick up a clown of a King such as you, Saber? I'm impressed.

[cavalries]

[ She merely gives him a flat stare. At least... this is slightly civil. ]

I may say the same thing about yourself, King of Heroes.

[epicdouchebag]

[If civil is even possible with goldie.]

I hope your stay here hasn't desensitized you, though I don't think a pet should be barking back at it's owner.

[cavalries]

[ More civil than what she recently experienced!! Also, don't mind that she kind of can't look at him.

There are reasons. ] Is that all you have to say, Archer?

[epicdouchebag]

[Oh, someone not being able to look upon Gilgamesh's "glory"?

What else is new...]

I have many more words to share with you, Saber, but I'll save them for a time when your ears are properly cleaned.

[cavalries]

[ Uhhh sure. ]

It would be best to speak now or stagnantly hold your tongue, Archer. I am not all too sure if I, specifically, will be available in the future...

But you may find other versions instead if that is the case.

Arturia is now a Pokemon, apparently.

[epicdouchebag]

[You just don't want me to be able to breathe, Seibah. I see your trick.]

The multiple possibilities of the King of Knights within this place makes my blood boil. So many treasures to own, yet so little time to gather them all.

I don't think she wants that...

[cavalries]

[ Yuetsu. ]

I am sure you have the time. Achieving such a goal is a different matter.

Re: I don't think she wants that...

[epicdouchebag]

I'll be placed within a game too soon. My time is limited before I am to interact with but one Saber.

[For a moment he pauses, and then a laugh escapes before...]

She will accept her fate regardless.

[cavalries]

[ SO MUCH SQUINTING HERE.

Yeah, no, that's not going to happen. Noooot going to happen. This other Saber should be reasonable and agree to the obvious opinion that... The King of Heroes is most undesirable. ]

So your mundane has chosen a place for you?

[epicdouchebag]

That he has. He refuses to work on my application until he has reread my source material and the application date begins, though I have no arguments. Who would object to this form of relaxation?

[cavalries]

Ah, I see.

He sounds like a reasonable fellow. [ Compared to sooomeonnne. ]

[epicdouchebag]

If only you were as reasonable, it would not be as difficult to make you realize whom you belong to.

[like_a_lion]

I only wish my fair mun was as reasonable as yours seems to mean. Mine has taken up the cause of writing a piece of fiction in which she has cast Irisviel as my wife and Shiro my adopted son.

[cavalries]

... ... ... ... [ Oh. ]

Fiction... is merely fiction, is it not?

[like_a_lion]

It is. Unless, of course, she whims my past change to match such a reality, then sadly I would have to accept such changes as fact. Such is the horror of having a mun so motivate by such oddities.

[cavalries]

It looks like you have been summoned by a lively one... I am actually quite surprised that my own mundane hasn't shown any signs of madness yet since I have heard many tall tales from her other muses.

If I could, I would transfer some of my luck to you.