Bringing him out for a reading or two.

[quotetheraven]

Hm, yes I suppose that I may tell one or two of my tales should there be a captive enough audience.

Comments

[likespallas]

nevermore

[quotetheraven]

This is a joke.

[One of the better ones anyway. He wheeled himself to sit down in front of bird and bust and door.]

"Tell me, what thy lordly name is, on the night's Plutonian shores."

[likespallas]

[Quoth The Raven...]

"Nevermore."

[quotetheraven]

"Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as..."

[likespallas]

"Nevermore!"

[greenscientist]

...don't suppose you've got some nice non-scary stories?

[Because he's probably going to pass. Him getting scared is a bad idea.]

[quotetheraven]

Bah, they are all how they need to be.

[In other words, don't be such a bitch.]

[greenscientist]

[He isn't being a wuss, honest! He just....doesn't want to turn green and break things.]

Soooo...short answer, no.

[Time to leave. Where's the nearest exit sign?]

[madcuriosity]

MR. POE! [She's incredibly excited to see him again.] I really love your poetry, I can't say I'm terribly fond of the tales when cats get injured and the sort.