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[baozi]

Hey, I know you're like, psyched to play me and all, but maybe you should take a hundred steps back and reconsider, yeah? Kinda worried about you screwing it up here. 'Cause you know... you're sorta lame. [ and then he takes it back ] Ahh, then again, you've read like, a million books about Japan and Taiwan or whatever so you can probably read up on my stuff if you tried, right? Studying sucks, though... Give up and watch some Bruce Lee already.

Well, I'm gonna take a nap. [ yawns ] Later.

Comments

[gambling]

You should sieze this opportunity your mun has given you.

[baozi]

But it's the fourth time she's picked me up again, you know...

[bauhinia]

Like, watching Bruce Lee is studying too.

[ Yes, talking to yourself will help. ]

Totally.

[baozi]

She's a total dork who wants to memorize facts and stuff. [ snicker ]

[bauhinia]

There're facts in Bruce Lee movies.

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[baozi]

Right? She like, totally won't listen to me, though.

[bauhinia]

Don't get violent with her, that just makes them more belligerent.

[baozi]

I won't, jeez. What do you take yourself for?

[bauhinia]

Good point. So like, what's your plan if she doesn't cooperate then?

[naicha]

Aiyooo, you ask her questions that are too hard, Hong Kong!

[bauhinia]

That's my job. Asking tough questions. [ No, it's not.... ]

[naicha]

Then you're fired.

[bauhinia]

Harsh. Bring back the other guy, he was cool.

[chaofan]

Oho! Did I hear cool?

[bauhinia]

[ No, we're moving backward now. ] You wanna get your ears checked, professor.

[baozi]

Yeah, I kinda wanna talk about me now, too.

[bauhinia]

Gotta lot to say, yeah. I think you should go for it, right?

[baozi]

[ And then Hong Kong opened his mouth and said the magic word. ]

Food.

[bauhinia]

[ Magic word indeed. ]

Well, if you want some, sure. [ What was that? Not that food needs context, but first it's you, then it's Taiwan, then random China, now we're talking about us again and then what? Food? Is food the natural progression from Hong Kong to Taiwan to China to Hong Kong?

... wow, it kinda is, isn't it. ]

[blakeana]

It's not like she's going to be expected to know everything. [ Voting to watch some Bruce Lee! Studies can come later. ]

Too much studying will bump up her stress levels and she'll end up being like Teacher. White streaks everywhere and having to dye it, like, every other week.

[baozi]

[ laughs at his own joke aw yeah he is a riot ]

It's fine, she's not like a super nerd. Just a lazy bum.

[yumcha]

My mun's like, even lamer. And she manages to play me. Sort of.

Yours should throw in some movies with Jackie too. And Stephen Chow. That'll cover everything, y'know.

[baozi]

You're kinda cool so you're gonna be fine, yeah? [ Only kinda... ]

That's what I've been telling her. [ SIGH ] But she keeps getting distracted by Korea's stuff or whatever.

[thatsthespearit]

That reminds us! We should be watching Bruce Lee, too!

[baozi]

You must. Bruce Lee is like the universal constant or something. Your mun a fan?

[thatsthespearit]

No, that's the thing! She's hardly seen any of his movies! I told her, you can't expect to play me and not know Bruce Lee, that's almost as criminal as playing the old man like that.

[baozi]

She should totally start on that, then. So you're the fan, huh...

[thatsthespearit]

Guess you could say that. I know somebody who's pretty much a maniac, it rubbed off.