Mun regrets nothing

[thatsmybulma]

Tch...

I have better things to do than this and this.... moronic user name.

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[fixes_things]

I think it's cute!

1/2

[thatsmybulma]

[thatsmybulma]

GODDAMNIT WOMAN!

[fixes_things]

[Even more adorable. Flustered Vegeta]

You'd rather I be someone else's woman?

[thatsmybulma]

[ fsdfsdfsdfsd ]

WOMAN, I WILL KILL YOU.

[fixes_things]

[Like she'd believe that even for a second]

Good luck finding someone else to cook, clean, fix your gravity machine, care for your son, and just put up with you yelling at them on a general basis.

[thatsmybulma]

[ .... Shit, he's going to grumble. Crosses arms over chest and nope, he's going right back into normal grumpy Vegeta. ]

Tch. [ bulma, you don't understand his upset at this name.... this is the funniest thing ever and he hates it forever ]

So I won't kill you, who says I won't do much worse? [ What are you going to do, Vegetable Prince? Throw Kakarots-- Carrots at her until she's put into submission? ]

[fixes_things]

[Bulma would have called that a romantic and gallant moment if she hadn't been face down in the dirt at the time]

Like what? Stop bathing for a few days?

[Have a poke to the chest. Yup. You've been poked]

[thatsmybulma]

[ She did. Then Goku ruined it. ]

... What was that? A fly? [ He's such an ass, and please Bulma. He does not enjoy smelling terrible. ]

[fixes_things]

[Goku ruins a lot of things]

You're just embarrassed to be reminded of a certain moment where you let your emotions get the better of you.

[thatsmybulma]

[ Goku ruins Vegeta's day by breathing. But also sort of makes it. He's so done with everything. ]

I don't remember this moment. [ Best way to handle it, play dumb. ]

[fixes_things]

Really? Because there were at least a dozen other witnesses that say it happened.

[You big softy]

[thatsmybulma]

They just heard wrong!

[ Excuse you, he's a smallbig manly Saiyan prince, he has no use for being soft. It's just that this stupid human woman with NO TAIL sort of made him go all doki doki from years of clearly developing a Stockholm syndrome-like effect from living with her. ]

oops

[fixes_things]

[Or he just happened to be in love with this gorgeous genius of a woman who can put up with him shouting at her all day long]

Yeah? Why's your face turning red?

[Another poke. She's pretty smug right now]

You care about me and you're more than a little protective. Is that such a horrible thing? To care for your wife?

[emilblonsky]

I'll second the fact of having better things to do, but my blasted mun is insisting on stopping by.

[OMG Vegeta! Your thread with Bulma is ADORABLE!]

I'd hope it was out of their system after this, but I know better.

[bigbingoattack]

I couldn't agree more.

[thatsmybulma]

My face is not turning red, woman! [ Yes it is, Vegeta. ]

Tch. I don't know what you're talking about. [ HE IS STUBBORN. ]

[thatsmybulma]

...

[ He doesn't understand humans, he doubts he ever will. ]

Hmph.

[thatsmybulma]

...

Yours is nearly worse.

[ HE DOES NOT LIKE BEING REMINDED OF THAT. ]

[bigbingoattack]

Nearly, [he scoffs, sarcasm dripping from that single word. There is no nearly needed in that sentence.]

I'm well aware of how utterly idiotic it is.

[milesupshore]

Could be worse. Could be a fuckin' pun.

[thatsmybulma]

Think of it this way, Kakarot didn't see that blunder.

[ Seriously, that's what makes this name so much worse to him. Kakarot saw it and called him out on it. ]

At least that served a purpose, no matter if the pink idiot ruined it.

[thatsmybulma]

Tch.

[milesupshore]

Exactly.

[emilblonsky]

[It's okay Vegeta. Blonsky doesn't understand humans either and he is one.]

Heh. Yeah. I get that. Anyway, good luck dealing with that.

that thread with Bulma is amazing and adorbs I can't even. :D

[learningtohuman]

...

[Jaffar will merely stare at that username with a lifted eyebrow - gasp, so expressive, mister feels-almost-nothing!]

...Could be worse.

[At least yours is as grammatically correct as possible, Vegeta.]