voice testing

[cawmotherfuckers]

ugh this is basically the worst thing i have ever seen
id ask if youre on drugs but if you were at least it would be hilarious
but no this app is just a piece of shit
are you even trying
fuck you

Comments

[stonecoldblade]

Your condemnation is a bit hasty.

[cawmotherfuckers]

no trust me
you havent seen this thing
actually calling it a piece of shit is generous
id rather frolic in a sewer than read this app again
it is seriously rank

[stonecoldblade]

Anyone can revise.

You have a sword in you.

[cawmotherfuckers]

oh yeah
mun needs to fix that because no i dont
not at the canonpoint im from
but i used to
it was awesome

[cawmotherfuckers]

thats better

[stonecoldblade]

Why would you remove it? A sword would be very useful, where you're going.

[cawmotherfuckers]

i pulled it out to use it
which was really badass mind you
and i didnt really feel like putting it back in
yeah kind of stupid of me i know
who wouldn't want to stab themself in the stomach
sounds like a lot of fun if you ask me
im just weird

[stonecoldblade]

Sometimes it's necessary. When a threat is behind you, or even within you. [Experience? Yup]

[cawmotherfuckers]

okay if that ever comes up
then ill keep that in mind
itll be really useful when i get to that hell house without a sword
like extremely useful
anyway what do you go around stabbing yourself a lot
is that a battle strategy you use a lot
or something

[stonecoldblade]

It's a valid strategy when necessary. You must be assuming I'm human.

[cawmotherfuckers]

okay fair
you look human but hell
i of all people should know better
so what are you
is there a race of hand tattoo people out there

[stonecoldblade]

It's an old scar. What I am is somewhere between a vampire and a human.

[cawmotherfuckers]

oh
ohhhh
so i wandered into THAT part of the internet

[stonecoldblade]

What do you mean?

[cawmotherfuckers]

fucking
half human half vampire sparkly fangirl shit
some buffy and spike love child fanfic character
why am i not surprised
this stuff is basically ninety percent of dreamwidth

[stonecoldblade]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[cawmotherfuckers]

yeah
you wouldnt
but your mun does
doesnt she

[stonecoldblade]

She says that any similarity to previous works is purely coincidental. Though, not in those words.

[cawmotherfuckers]

thats the standard bullshit disclaimer everyone puts on everything so they dont get sued
but whatever
your at that house right

[stonecoldblade]

I am.

[cawmotherfuckers]

give it to me straight
because the mun wont
how bad is it
from all the lil cal esque giggling ive had to deal with im expecting pretty bad
monsters, ghosts, horrible torture
how close am i

[stonecoldblade]

Though I have not experienced any of that myself, all of those things have been experienced by others.

[cawmotherfuckers]

welp
this should be fun
nothing i cant handle though

[stonecoldblade]

My mun seems to expect you to have more trouble due to your sensitivity.

[cawmotherfuckers]

oh
yeah
that
im a fucking bird ghost thing
i bet thats going to cause problems
what with the whole
stereotypical haunted house thing
god they better not try to make me play along with their little ghost bullshit
and haunt people or something