National Coffee Day

[alanwake]

Yes, I'm aware of what day it is. You remind me every year.

Is there a national "Most Annoying Person In The World" day? If not, I think there should be. Because I have a certain someone in mind already.

Comments

[hardcover]

[ with rose possibly coming in a close second. ]

They must be fond of you, Mr. Wake.

[alanwake]

[ it's a tight race, but...

shit

stay cool don't make eye contact

his eyes would focus away and somewhat towards the ground before speaking. ]

I wouldn't exactly call it "fond"...

[hardcover]

Well, you are the writer. You've probably got loads of better words for it.

[ your fear is showing, alan. ]

[alanwake]

[ obvious, way too obvious...

He'd look up but still away. He wasn't the most socialble person in the world to the general public, let alone the uh "very fond" general public. ]

Right... [ must resist the urge to roll eyes... ] "Obsessed," "unrelenting," and otherwise "fixated" are some other words that come to mind... It can't possibly be a healthy thing.

[psychoganger]

[psychoganger]

Yes! And the nomination goes out to your agent Barry Wheeler.

[alanwake]

[ dammit why must you be right??

He can't necisarily disagree with this... but he won't agree to his face about it. ]

Think I have a better nomination in mind.