So much dust

[blackmoonreaper]

Why do I have this suspicious feeling when you say that you've "missed me"?

The last time we took this route I had barely any control over that damned Hollow and, unlike you, I didn't find it funny at all. It's not a joke either that I have to share headspace with him, whether in my head or yours to knock it off.

If you're going to take this seriously then at least realize that I can handle the bastard. ...Most of the time.

Comments

[junenotkorra]

Who knows, maybe they might have something nice planned for you.

[blackmoonreaper]

Her definition of 'nice' is a little twisted. If it turns out to be something normal and not insane I'll be shocked.

[junenotkorra]

Maybe it will be something normal, just to throw you off.

[blackmoonreaper]

If that's even possible. Wouldn't kill her to deviate from the norm once in a while.

[junenotkorra]

Most people like to stick to what they know.

[blackmoonreaper]

Even if it makes them look like a sadist?

[junenotkorra]

[She shoots him a small smile.]

Especially if makes them look like a sadist.

[blackmoonreaper]

[Sigh. He should have known.]

Figures. Maybe she has changed after this long and won't royally screw things up to make my life miserable. All muns can't be that bad forever, right?

[junenotkorra]

Well then there wouldn't be much fun in this place for them, would there? We call them writers for a reason.

[blackmoonreaper]

I guess. Is yours at least normal?

[junenotkorra]

I suppose? As normal as someone can be in their own way? Isn't yours normal?

[blackmoonreaper]

Sometimes I wonder but I guess I'll know for sure after I see what she has in store. Some of those 'test memes' or whatever they're called seem innocent enough.

[junenotkorra]

Hm, have they tried something less than innocent then?

[Theres a sly, teasing smile at her implication.] But yes, most of them are harmless.

[damn_juicebox]

Oh? I thought the two of you were getting along so much better now.

[Of course she's going to tease, it's been a while since she's seen him. Old habits die hard.]

[blackmoonreaper]

This is getting along, can't you tell?

[Only not really.]

[damn_juicebox]

[Well...he's not screaming in mental anguish or sprouting horns, so...]

I suppose you have a point.

[But that scarcely matters, because she's got questions!]

So! Where is it you are headed?

[blackmoonreaper]

[Not yet if his Mun has anything to say about it.]

Nowhere yet, she's kinda taking a look at things. Probably nothing more than memes for now until she's sure.

[damn_juicebox]

I see! Well, you are at that age. It's only natural to test where your preferences lie.

[Fu fu fu fu fu fu fu.]

[blackmoonreaper]

[...What?! At that age? Preferences?!]

Wh-what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

[damn_juicebox]

It's a time of relaxation. Ordinarily you're far too busy fighting our enemies, or training to fight. Now that you're allowed some space to breathe, it's only natural, is it not?

Choose your dates well!

[She's rooting for you!]

[blackmoonreaper]

D-dates?! Why would this have anything to do with... Shut the hell up!

[damn_juicebox]

There's no need to be shy about it. It's a normal custom.

[She folds her arms with a smile.]

And more than deserved. You've fought well. Enjoy a little happiness.

[blackmoonreaper]

[He rubs the back of his neck, willing the stupid flush from the mention of dates to go away. Stop snickering, Mun, he's mad at you.]

I'm not being shy, damnit! And I don't plan on going on any... dates anyway.

[damn_juicebox]

Oh? I assumed that was the point of these memes. It seems to be what the majority are focused upon.

[Was she wrong? She holds her chin, considering.]

Very well, then.

[blackmoonreaper]

Yeah, well, some of them aren't... I think.

[Now he's not sure. Damnit.]

So what are you up to anyway?