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dear_mun2015-09-26 05:23 pm
aspacepirate) wrote in dear_mun2015-09-26 05:23 pm
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If you actually hated me, you wouldn't be re-reading all my (really embarrassing) logs so intently and cracking smiles and getting worried during certain parts.
(Watney, you are one huge pain in my ass sometimes, you know that?)
Yeah, but come on...you know you love me deep down. You think I'm funny, downright hilarious actually.
(SHUT UP.)
Aw, don't be that way.
(Mark, I swear to God...)
But, we're going to have words soon. Because hockey? Hockey. I am judging you so much right now.
(Better than being a Cubs fan, Spaceman.)
All I'm saying is that you have no real reason to give up on me yet. Also low blow. Not cool because I'm the King of Mars. So, you should be referring to me as "your majesty" or some shit. AND JUDGING.
(Watney, you are one huge pain in my ass sometimes, you know that?)
Yeah, but come on...you know you love me deep down. You think I'm funny, downright hilarious actually.
(SHUT UP.)
Aw, don't be that way.
(Mark, I swear to God...)
But, we're going to have words soon. Because hockey? Hockey. I am judging you so much right now.
(Better than being a Cubs fan, Spaceman.)
All I'm saying is that you have no real reason to give up on me yet. Also low blow. Not cool because I'm the King of Mars. So, you should be referring to me as "your majesty" or some shit. AND JUDGING.
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Beg pardon. 'King of Mars'? By what means have you gained this title? I've not seen you on the planet before...