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[majorcrotchgrab]

Calm the hell down. I know you're excited. I know you're dying to play the game now but you have to wait. You told your husband you would. It's bad enough you've already spoiled yourself from that tumbling website. But you're getting way too worked up. Look at you. You're trembling for god's sake.

[BUT RAIKOV. IT'S VOLGIN. IN FOX ENGINE. NEXT GEN GRAPHICS. IN A NEW FUCKING MGS GAME.]

Yes, yes, I'm glad that he's appeared again and looks even more handsome than ever and that he's... he's finally put to rest but you don't see me running around squealing. Have some dignity.

[This coming from the bratty Major that throws himself at anyone with a dick.]

[Tch. Raikov wrinkles his nose.]

Go outside. Run some errands. Burn off that energy. Do something because you're becoming very annoying with this "fangirling." I'm sure your friends are sick of you by now. Hell, even I've never gushed like that over him. Then again, I daresay I'm not obsessed with him as you seem to be.

... Which is a tad worrisome. Hn.

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[colonel_thunderbolt]

What's this all about? [Because his mun is psyched up for what's to come in the game.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

My mun obnoxiously fawning over you, that's what, sir.

[He sighs.]

The wait to play the game is killing her. She should've avoided the fandom until she did.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

Jealous are we, Major? [There's a smirk forming over his lips.]

Nothing wrong with a bit of admiration, is there? My mundane is already enjoying the game it seems and seems to want to await these special moments as he calls it.

[likemy_sunglasses]

[Oh God. Aren't you supposed to be dead? Or something.]

Sometimes our mundanes can act stupidly over such little things.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Probably locked up in a CIA prison in America, honestly.]

You'd think after 7 years, I'd be used to this. But somehow she never ceases to amaze me.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Why would I be jealous? I'm more creeped out than anything, honestly. She's not me, I'm not her. I just unfortunately happen to live in her head.

[Huff.]

At least yours is acting rationally.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

I find it....touching that you feel this way, Major. Mine acting rationally? [He chuckled deeply at that.]

He's fawning over the new Miller and Ocelot. Pathetic, really.

[likemy_sunglasses]

She's had you for seven years? That's quite an achievement. [He's heard about you and your colonel back when Boss was a newbie.]

Major Raikov, isn't it?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Ah... Y-your welcome, Colonel.

[Hearing sweet phrases like that from Volgin always throws him off guard. But he still loves it.]

Miller I can understand but Ocelot... has not aged well. What the hell happened to his facial structure? It like... changed completely.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Yep. I don't know how I've survived this long.

[He crosses his arms, smirking a bit.]

You are correct. I've already met you before - well, a different you... You're looking worse for wear, Kaz.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[He loves teasing you, Raikov, then making you feel good afterwards.]

You appreciate these feelings also? Miller is working with the American dog, Snake. He's out enemy, Major. Even if he is good at what he does, he's still on the wrong side of the bed so to speak. [Jealous? Yep.]

Ocelot has changed since we last saw him. He's aged around twenty years but still carries on pretending to be that ridiculous cowboy.

[likemy_sunglasses]

[Kaz narrowed his eyes at Raikov's words. How come he knew so much about him? He wasn't even there at the Virtuous Mission.]

Interesting. I've never met you before in any shape or form, yet you are what I expected. [The pretty Russian soldier.] You could say that. [He gritted his teeth and bit back harsh words.]

Cipher did this to me.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Of course.

... Yes, I suppose that's one way of putting it.

[Volgin doesn't know about him joining up Big Boss's little gang in San Hieronymo, right...?

But let's discuss/bash Ocelot some more. That's more important.]

His face got fatter.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[His smirk widens into a grin.]

Can't say I've ever heard of "Cipher." But what were you expecting with me?

[Nice, Raikov. Don't care that Kaz is all beat up and shit. Just squeeze compliments(?) out of him.]

[likemy_sunglasses]

I'm not surprise you haven't heard of them since it's after your time. [Way after. Zero is still Zero in your time, right?]

Well, from what I've seen and heard you're.....rather younger than I was expecting. The Boss said you were....different from the other Soviets. Your allegiance to your colonel was legendary, almost obsessive some say.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

[Nope. Let's just say he will place that one under the carpet.]

Perhaps. Major, you sound jealous. [He smirked at that.] My mundane said his skin is softer looking due to the graphics, or some such nonsense.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Why would I be jealous?

... And Ocelot's still fat.

[Nah, just Troy Baker's got a wide jaw where Ocelot's is thin.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

My mun has, apparently.

[A pause.]

I age well. As for being obsessive... I was simply being loyal. He was my Colonel, after all.

[likemy_sunglasses]

Has she now? [He wondered what she thought of Cipher. He hated them with all of his heart.] They have to be stopped at all costs. That's what Diamond Dogs is going to achieve with the Boss's help. I wouldn't be anywhere without him.

[Legless, armless....he's been through the wars with him.]

Loyalty is a good trait to have, no matter what side you fight for. I'd die for the Boss and he knows that too.

[colonel_thunderbolt]

What about his hair and new clothes? What do you think of them? [Because he's enjoying this. Just a little.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

The long silver hair is my thing. I look better in it.

As for the clothes, they're ridiculous as always.

guess who's not jealous

[whitehairedprettyboy]

I quite agree. There's no reason to get so worked up about that man whatsoever.

<3

[majorcrotchgrab]

Well, now I wouldn't say no reason...

[whitehairedprettyboy]

No reason.

...He's not that much more attractive.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Diamond... Dogs...? What the hell is that?

[As for loyalty, Raikov remains silent. He'd rather not get into the whole "die for you" thing.]