majorcrotchgrab: (✪ excuse me wtf r u doing)
Иван Райденович Райков ([personal profile] majorcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-09-11 01:17 pm

Ye-Ye-Yevgeny. Russia's greatest love machine.

Calm the hell down. I know you're excited. I know you're dying to play the game now but you have to wait. You told your husband you would. It's bad enough you've already spoiled yourself from that tumbling website. But you're getting way too worked up. Look at you. You're trembling for god's sake.

[BUT RAIKOV. IT'S VOLGIN. IN FOX ENGINE. NEXT GEN GRAPHICS. IN A NEW FUCKING MGS GAME.]

Yes, yes, I'm glad that he's appeared again and looks even more handsome than ever and that he's... he's finally put to rest but you don't see me running around squealing. Have some dignity.

[This coming from the bratty Major that throws himself at anyone with a dick.]

[Tch. Raikov wrinkles his nose.]


Go outside. Run some errands. Burn off that energy. Do something because you're becoming very annoying with this "fangirling." I'm sure your friends are sick of you by now. Hell, even I've never gushed like that over him. Then again, I daresay I'm not obsessed with him as you seem to be.

... Which is a tad worrisome. Hn.

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