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That's rather harsh. [Teasing] Besides, there are people that like working overnight. Not all of us enjoy being awake and working out before the sunrise.

[Mun says Hal pls don't, you're not the model of healthy.]

Not her. Been there when she starts feeling miserable at 3am while overworking and is not fun. It's ridiculous. Can't you fix your schedule for once?

Hey, early bird catches the worm they say. What's wrong with working out before sunrise?

[For the record, mun is actually working AND tagging so she shouldn't be criticized.]

Sunrise signals my naptime, that's what. [And hey, he has more or less fixed his schedule, since they started actually sharing a bed. It's no good if he goes to sleep and you wake up five minutes later.] And don't quote back my proverbs to me, that's not what it means!

[Mun is flawless and so is her schedule ok ♥]

That's not even close to healthy. Can't you hack during mornings? [Yeah but it still gets cold and lonely when you head five minutes before he arises, pretending you're fast asleep by his side.]

And what does that saying mean then, Otacon?

[MUN IS FINALLY GOING HOME BRB]

Heh. Not without a truckload of caffeine, nope. It's way too noisy on the mornings. [B-but he's not doing that so frequently, he swears! Usually you present several compelling reasons to go to sleep before 3 am.]

It means... look, the garbage truck goes around on the morning, right? And what do you find in garbage? There are worms there, Dave. So, worms may fall from the cans or trashbags... And then the early birds catch them.

But they haven't earned them. [Hal pushes his glasses] They are literally just picking the worms up from the floor, no effort at all. And besides, how tasty a trash-covered worm may be? So the birds are settling for an easier, but nastier, alternative.

Basically, the meaning is: Don't be like the birds. Wake up later, like everybody else does.

Can't work with a little background noise? It's only chirping by that hour. [Now there, you have a point and you too provide him plenty of reasons to stay up late. Still, that doesn't mean he thinks your sleeping schedule is messed up anyway.]

[Now, he takes his time to actually listen to what explanation you come up to the saying, although half of it sounds like random rambling and babbling. Still, there's something off with your explanation so he shoots the question anyway.] Isn't the first bird who arrives the one that grabs the best worm?

If it only were the noise, headphones would do the trick. [They meet in the middle. You know that. And, let's not start talking about health because between the two of them...]

That's rude, Snake. Are you doubting my words? I have vast knowledge in metaphors, y'know. [He teases, all smirking pokerface.]

Try some earplugs then. [He's perfectly fine? Well, okay, except for the anomaly on his DNA and a certain deadly virus his body hosts. Aside that, nothing wrong with a little smoking from time to time, as long as he kept training.]

[And there he is, smirking back right at you.] Yeah, you're good as long as you don't analyze any chinese proverbs. Never thought japanese cartoons would turn to be a bad influence.

Also not the point. [He knows you push yourself too hard when training, sleep way too little, and also there's everything wront with (not just) a little smoking. Don't argue with that.]

[He huffs:]Excuse me, but my Chinese proverbs are flawless. And my Japanese cartoons are a great influence - You'd know if you sit to watch with me. It's just once a week, Dave.

I could bring the computer over to bed to watch more comfortably, you know.

Nothing wrong with messing around on a computer as long as it's something you like.

Master, I… though you were dead.

Yeah. Too bad it's got nothing to do with her homework. Worst thing is I, alone, have to deal with her moods later.

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Dead? Not quite yet no. [He chuckled lightly. Yeah, he'd nearly died but you can't keep a good dog down. He's lost limbs yes but his spirit is still willing.]

What kind of moods does she have?

Is good to see you again, Master. [And how good it is, considering how things ended up for him during the Shadow Moses incident.]

About her moods… it's usually guilt for lurking instead of working. Pins herself down to the point of feeling depressed and avoids talking until she has taken it too far. She gets things done in the end though, after all the mopping.

It's good to see you again too, Snake. [He's pleased to see you, Snake.]

A woman mundane? Ah. That might explain some of your mood swings. I have a guy got a mundane, so that might equal the odds some? He usually plays video games when he isn't interested in writing with me.

[You don't know how pleased he is as well. Specially because you were you and not him.]

Yeah, a woman mundane. Can't really complain, taking her moods aside. We've been together for years and I've seen her improving herself quite well. At least she takes her training seriously now.

Hmmh, I suppose that could equal the odds, although she does the same your mundane does when she wants to avoid work. Not a good thing to me.

[Ah, him being Liquid Snake. Yes, the sunglasses fooled you totally, didn't they, Snake?]

I don't know how it would feel having a woman as a mundane. Perhaps, it would be different, somehow more emotional? I don't know. [He was more focused on working at Mother Base with the men, not talking about women's emotions.]

Your mundane plays video games too?

[Almost.]

Depends. Haven't been with other mundanes, so I can't say. She's not the emotional type though but more of an observer. Hearing her conclusions is rather interesting at times. [Not like emotions are his favorite subject anyway. He'd rather be under training instead of analyzing.]

Yeah. Just finished this certain game and was left with even more questions. [Meaning the mun finished MGSV and is planning to bring a certain someone to the game.]

Finished? My mundane is just starting to get into things with the game and meeting new and old acquaintances from other games. He's liking that. [Such a fanboy.]

There are always questions to be answered, Snake. I'll do my best to try and aid you in answering them. [Just like he helped your dad, the Boss.]

How sad, Brother. To be reduced to being ruled over by a mundane it seems.

… LIQUID!! [War cry!] Why are you still alive?!

Is that anyway to greet your brother, Brother?

Don't you tell me you were expecting a hug, were you?

You disappoint me, Brother. I thought you were going to go full out and give me a pat on the back and a kiss on the cheek. [He's joking, of course.]

Why me? Can't take the lead for once?

Don't worry, there's still time for us to make it up for all the bonding left to do. [He knows you're joking. And so he does too.]

[He's always one for putting on a show and taking the lead.]

Oh, bonding. Why, Brother, I never knew you cared.

Aaaah, that kind of thing is pretty tough to deal with.

At least night time is sometimes the easiest times to crack down. Nice and quiet, in the right environment.

If only it worked with her. But she's clear it doesn't, no matter how she tries.

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trying some new formatting thing don't mind me ok

It's ok :3

I think I finally made up my mind with formatting

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don't mind me, I'm still making up my mind with the formatting

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