Canon is Gangsta

[acrobratics]

I just don't get it Mun. [Wait, that was a more adult sounding voice coming from what looks like a 12 year old kid.]

Why do I even call you that? Mun. Mundane? That sounds so stupid. I know it even kinda bothers you when people say Mun. But whatever man, it's what you want I guess.

So we ain't gonna play a game? We ain't even in that PSL thingy. So what AM I here for? You got somethin' for me to do or what?

C'mon already and make up your mind. I'm getting bored just wasting my time here. Lets find something fun to do. Maybe there's a--uh...

What'd you call'em? Maim? ME ME? Whatever. That thing.

Let's just do it already!

(ooc: I am aware of certain spoilers but i'm not entirely caught up on the manga)

Comments

[poacher]

You're an eager beaver!

D'ya always yell at stuff to make it happen?

1/2?? SORRY

[acrobratics]

WHAT MUN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PICK UP A MONSTER LIKE YOU!??? WHO EVEN KEEPS SOMETHING LIKE YOU IN THEIR HEAD??

[The internet is a scary and weird place Doug. Lets not hurt the muns feelings.]

2/2

[acrobratics]

And No.

Do you always kill everything you touch?

[poacher]

[ Yeesh! He pulls back from the gale-force yelling, his palms lifting defensively. ]

Ooookay, we done? Cuz I don't like being scolded by someone my size.

Aren't you Paulklee's kid? You're a murderer just like me. But it's boring if I up and tell you. Should I touch you and we'll find out?

[acrobratics]

[Gritting his teeth and muttering something under his breath along the lines of not exactly being able to help his size.]

Yeah, but I'm not a psycho. I ain't even gonna bother askin' you why cause I know that answer.

And hell no keep your hands to yourself.

[Though despite their differences he can't help but be curious.]

Does your mun have you in a game?

[poacher]

Nope... I might come 'round to it if I see an Erica. I go wherever I want, kinda like a freeway killer.

[ Gives him a knowing wink from his sunken eye. ]

Oh, hey! Didn't we hire you before? Your rank must be pretty high.

[snakearm]

Yeesh kid, the hell's your off switch?

[acrobratics]

I'm not a kid. [Said only slightly growled.]

Who're you anyway?

[snakearm]

Older than you, kid.

What're you even whinin' about anyway?

[acrobratics]

How old are you then, pops?

Hey I asked you a question first.

[snakearm]

Older than you and like hell you did- I came in here with a question that I'm still fuckin' pondering.

If you ain't got an off switch I might just make you one.