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[wheeljackofalltrades]

This some kind of a joke, mun? I mean I know ya got my innate sarcasm but ya think ya can handle taking me on? And lookin' at games too...you've got some serious skill.

I'm not gonna tell ya what to do--I mean I'm all for breakin' rules--but there's no way those guys'll let me in that Ink City place, what with all ya got already. Don't even think about it.

And that Kannagara place? Ya realize that me and that cement brick that's already there aren't really compatible, right? If anythin' I want to shove my blades right in his face.

I don't even have a vehicle mode yet. How's that gonna look?

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[waitingforthecatbus]

[Stare]

[A creature of gears and metal? For some reason he doesn't all that surprised.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack's certainly never seen a thing like you. Earthlings sure are funny-looking...says the giant talking robot.]

Hey there, little buddy.

[waitingforthecatbus]

[Most earthling's haven't either. But that's neither here nor there, Totoro continues to stare before coming a little closer to Wheeljack.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Wheeljack decides maybe getting smaller is the best way to go, and gets down on one knee. Hopefully the movement isn't too scary.]

Why do I get the feelin' Bulkhead's human would love ya?

[totalhammertime]

Hey, who you callin' a brick? But guess what? You won't be shovin' your blades anywhere before I tear you apart with my hammer.

[Oh Breakdown, so charming~]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I calls em as I sees em, brickhead. Not sure if I can overpower ya, but I sure can outrun ya.

[You don't have a vehicle mode, Wheeljack, you shouldn't talk.]

[totalhammertime]

Hehe, there's no place for you to run from me here, Autobot.

I'll get you sooner or later.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah, yeah, I'll wait for that moment.

...from what my mun's reading, we experience dreams other guys have in that Kannagara place.

Can't imagine what yours are like. Cubes of energon just sittin' there come to mind.

[totalhammertime]

Better than the dirt and rust that's probably in your mind.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Sorry, must be from when I spent that nanoclick thinkin' about you. Amazing how fast damage can be done.

Nice eyepiece, your partner stylize that for ya?

[windyheir]

ohmygosh more talking robots!

You need to get over to Kannagara right now, then we can have robot-adventures. "Roboventures", if you will.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh a human! Bulkhead says they're our friends, so that's good enough for him.]

Hard to pass up an offer like that, gotta admit. Not sure if anyone told ya, but I'm a sucker for excitement~

[windyheir]

There's lots of excitements there! I went flying with Loki and Willow and Tobias, except they were all suddenly birds, so there was a lot more normal flying. And there's dreams! Some of them are pretty fun, too.

[Nevermind that most of the dreams are invasive and sad.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

They can turn into birds? Planet's a whole lot weirder than I thought. Kinda wish I got the ability of flight.

[Oh wait, back to the conversation.]

Dreams, huh? Like...just regular kind?

[windyheir]

Like all kinds! Good dreams and bad dreams and regular dreams and crazy dreams and all sorts of dreams.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Sounds like quite a place. I hear someone from my world's in there. Hopefully he's not givin' ya too much trouble.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Mmmm, another autobot? Can't say that finish doesn't do you any disservice.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well look who it is. Sergeant Self-absorbed. Haven't seen you since the days of Cybertron.

[sweet_riiiiims]

I've been occupied. Tests to do, bodies to examine~

And what have you been doing? Playing hide and seek in the galaxy?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Ya might say that. Searchin' for signs of friend or foe.

Guess my luck just isn't with me today.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Feeling a little lonely already?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Me? Nah, I already had the family reunion deal recently.

You're the one I'd be more concerned with. Can't leave your partner for more than a day, it seems.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Now what gave you that idea?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Just some hints I picked up. Fightin's not your thing, so ya get ol' brickhead to do the work for ya.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Make no mistake, my expertise lies in the more tactical side of combat.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Can't say I haven't heard rumors of your 'tactical' combat.

Where'd ya get put in this crazy world, anyway? That Ink City place?

[sweet_riiiiims]

It's off the record.

You'd be right about Ink City~

[wheeljackofalltrades]

How is it there? My mun says there's crazy shenanigans that go on.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Just your usual talking animals and trap dimensions, nothing special. Why don't you come over and find out yourself.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Talkin' animals? That's new.

My mun really wants me to, but I think she's afraid of all the scrap that might go with my apping.

Wheeljack~! ♥

[littlebot_blue]

[Sorry Jack, you'd better grab an umbrella and prepare yourself for the flood of words coming your way.]

Oh hey! It's another Wheeljack!

I say another 'cause I already know one Wheeljack, and you're obviously not him---though you guys look a lot alike. Except, y'know, my Wheeljack's mask isn't retractable, and his head-finials light up when he talks.

You kinda sound like him too, but your accent isn't as thick and you sound a little younger than he does, so I guess your voices aren't really all that similar. But still.

Anyway, you're trying out for that Ink City game too? My Mun's been thinking about sending me there, but she really wants to send Red Alert in first, 'cause she's been dying to get him into a game for a while now. She said it's cause he doesn't socialize much unless he's forced to, being the workaholic-recluse that he is, and tossing him into a city is pretty much the easiest way to get him to actually, y'know, talk to people.

You don't seem like you have that problem though, 'cause, I mean, you look pretty friendly to me. But, y'know, that might just be because my Wheeljack's a really friendly guy and I can't help but see a little of him when I look at you. ---Not that I think you guys are indistinguishable or anything. like I said, you guys have a lot of differences despite being so similar, so I know that you're your own person and not the person I know.

AT YOUR SERVICE!

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Whoa, tiger, don't wanna run that mouth dry, do ya?

[Have a smile, he's never seen you before, but you know of him?]

Well I was told there were tons of us guys from different universes. Hopefully this other Wheeljack is as hardcore as I am. Gotta keep up the rep, ya know?

My mun's already there, with quite a few muses. Think she's got that jet who's fragged in the head and Prime himself.

Hope ya get into the City though, even if I don't.

[littlebot_blue]

[No need to worry about his mouth running dry, 'Jack. Bluestreak can (and probably will) ramble on and on for much, much longer than that.]

Oh yeah, there's a lot of us running around, that's for sure. I don't really get the whole "multi-universe" thing, but that's okay, because I'm a sharpshooter not a scientist, so no one really expects me to understand it anyway. Though, I probably should ask about it one of these days. 'Knowledge is power' and all that other stuff Prowl lectures me about.

Anyway, my Wheeljack's a pretty awesome guy, though he's more of an inventor than a fighter. The stuff he makes is amazing, when, um, when it isn't exploding that is. Most of the stuff he makes ends up blowing up, even when it's not actually supposed to.

I don't wanna give you the wrong idea though: Jack's really good at what he does, even though some of his inventions don't always turn out right the first time around. Just give him a little time, and enough materials, and he'll make something ridiculously amazing that should have by all means been impossible to make.

I swear, that guy can build a neutron bomb out of a wristwatch and a rusty can. [A bit of an exaggeration, but that's what happens when Blue tells a story about someone he looks up to.]

Anyway, you said your Mun has Optimus Prime too? That's great! I know there are a lot of different Primes out there, but so far I haven't met a single one who I wouldn't follow into a fight. But, uh, you also said she had a Seeker who's messed up in the head? Sorry, but, you're gonna have to be a little more specific than that, if you want me to have any idea who you're talking about. Most jets I know are a few rounds short of a loaded magazine, so saying he's "fragged in the head" doesn't really narrow it down a lot.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[This is honestly amusing to the ol' Wrecker. He wonders how long Bluestreak can keep up with it until he stops. Kind of like his own mental contest-wow he's still going. Props for effort, man.]

Inventor, huh? Can't say I pegged myself as one of those. I mean, I'm a mechanic, but inventin' is stuff I usually leave for the ol' Doc Ratchet. It's more his thing if ya catch my drift. Although explosions? Always a good sign. Means it's somethin' worth makin'.

Guess we both got that trait. Always keep a grenade with me at all times.

Oh, right, guess it'd be a tad confusin' if I didn't clear that up. Ol' Screamer, to be exact.

[littlebot_blue]

[Wheeljack is going to be waiting a long time, in that case, because Bluestreak only stops talking when he's unconscious or under extreme emotional distress. Or if he's somehow physically rendered speechless, but that's a given.]

Heh, it's actually pretty funny that no matter what universe you go to, all Wheeljacks seem to be cosmically tied with explosions. I think my Jack would get a kick out of that, if he knew. I'll have to remember to tell him the next time I see him.

[At the mention of Starscream, the young mech's cheerful tone turns incredulous.]

...Seriously? Another Starscream? That's makes two I've gotta keep Red away from, or else there'll be little bits of Seeker all over the place. I had to explain this earlier to this 'bot called Skyfall---he's a pretty nice guy, by the way---but anyway, his Mun also has a Starscream, which is crazy, 'cause, I mean, why would anyone want that guy stuck in their head all day?

Anyway, I told Skyfall about how Red has a pretty bad grudge against the Starscream from our universe, and how I wouldn't put it past Red to hate all Starscreams, 'cause of his past experience with ours. It was a pretty bad experience admittedly, so I can't really blame the guy, but wanting to punch a stranger's faceplate's in just 'cause his name is "Starscream" will probably get Red in a load of trouble later on.