Someone woke up thanks to this comm | Canon: Archie Sonic

[dontcallmetails]

You always seem to come back to me, eventually. I suppose I'm flattered. We work well together. You do what I want and I reap the benefits. It's a simple arrangement.

You want another game for me? This one better work out. I want to actually make progress this time. The last one, I was able to gain powerful allies rather quickly. Make sure it happens again.

Now then, get looking. I don't have all day.

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[bastard_hedgehog]

Those are fairly high demands. As far as I understand, if your mun decided that he wanted you to, you would have a whole decade to wait.

[dontcallmetails]

[Miles jumps. Shit! Scourge?! No. This hedgehog is different. Still, a green hedgehog is unsettling to him.]

...Who are you?

[bastard_hedgehog]

My name is Mordred.

[Green in hedgehogs seems to be generally a bit shifty, so it may be for the best.]

[dontcallmetails]

Mordred...

[He has heard the name before but where? Hmmm...it will come to him eventually.]

My name is Miles. To address your earlier point; I don't believe they are steep demands. I want a world with possibilities. Not too much to ask for.

[bastard_hedgehog]

True, though your wording implies you also want the potential for advantage. That seems like a specific possibility. Not a bad one though.

[dontcallmetails]

Does not everyone want the advantage? To waste it is idiotic.

[bastard_hedgehog]

What one wants and what one gets are not always the same thing unfortunately. Even in far simpler requests.

[dontcallmetails]

Even if my mun fails to deliver, I will make due. I'm rather adept at improvising.

[bastard_hedgehog]

That is an advantage to have.

[dontcallmetails]

And it is one that cannot be taken for me.

[bastard_hedgehog]

Then we share a common trait.

[dontcallmetails]

Is that so?

[bastard_hedgehog]

I believe in making my own advantages.

[dontcallmetails]

It is the better attitude to have. Expecting all of the advantages to be handed to you is childish and selfish.

[He says, totally thinking about Scourge.]

[bastard_hedgehog]

It sounds like you know someone who does.

[He wouldn't have said it otherwise right?]

[dontcallmetails]

I do, but that doesn't matter now.

[bastard_hedgehog]

I suppose not, so long as your paths don't cross.

[dontcallmetails]

Too late. This place is unpredictable. At least I know how to deal with him without dying.

[bastard_hedgehog]

As long as you have that.

[dontcallmetails]

I'll always have that.

[ixis]

Well, you've changed as well. Drastically.

[dontcallmetails]

...Allow me a guess. You're expecting some tiny fox child with a hero worshiping complex?

[ixis]

Y...es?

Another alternate, then.

[dontcallmetails]

That's correct.

I'm Miles Prower from the zone once called Anti-Mobius. Now it's just called Moebius. That change is dubious, I know.

[ixis]

Ahhh, so you're from the mirror of the Prime Zone. It may seem rude to ask, since I've not brushed up on the etiquette of these matters, but what sets you apart from Prime Tails? Aside from the hair, that is.

[dontcallmetails]

First of all, never call me Tails. He lacks self-respect but I do not.

Furthermore, I suppose you can say our moralities are mirrored.

[ixis]

I like you already!

[dontcallmetails]

[Miles smirks.]

Naturally. I'm guessing you're an enemy of Sonic, correct?

[ixis]

More he's an enemy of mine. What I'm trying to accomplish rarely concerns him, but the Quickster continues to show up and meddle in my affairs.

[dontcallmetails]

Believe it or not, Scourge is far worse. When he meddles, he doesn't simply stop plans. He leaves lasting damage. Or destroys people.

[ixis]

And he is, what? Your version of the Quickster? I take it even you are not on good terms with him, by the way you speak.

[dontcallmetails]

Don't tell him that. He's developed a complex against behind Sonic's evil twin.

But yes, he is. He changed his name when he was altered by chaos energy.

Our relationships are mirrored from the Mobius Prime versions. That observation is obvious. To respond though, yes. I'm not fond of him.

[ixis]

...What on Vale's bones am I like there?

[dontcallmetails]

For one, you have shining square teeth. Not sharp. You have a blunt hand, not a claw.

Oh. And you want to use magic to spread happiness and good feelings all over the world. Something like that.

[ixis]

Kill him.

[dontcallmetails]

I already have plans to do so.

[ixis]

Do bring me his horn.

[dontcallmetails]

I was thinking of hanging it on my wall...but I might be able to oblige.

[ixis]

Matters of murder aside, where exactly do you reside? Has your writer put you to a game? Or have one in mind?

[dontcallmetails]

My mun is sending me to a place called maskormenace. He is already working on the application.

[ixis]

Sounds like a fine place for those of our ilk, going on the name alone. I wish you all sorts of luck.

[dontcallmetails]

Thank you. I plan on being quite successful.

And I wish you luck on your own endeavors as well.