WHY U DO THIS?!

[replicatedcourage]

WHY?!

First Zelda screams at me, then I get hit in the face with a park bench, AND NOW I'VE BEEN KICKED RIGHT IN MY MASTER SWORD!

Why did this happen?! Why do you hate me?! I'm just trying to figure out who and what I am!

Mun, you're on notice.

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[zelda_hylia]

I did not scream at you! I just... told you that you can't take someone else's identity!

...strongly.

[replicatedcourage]

You screamed, you totally did! You screamed and then you ran away!

[zelda_hylia]

[You shut up you stupid... not-Link!]

...you kicked my tea over.

[Wow, that's super mature Zelda.]

[replicatedcourage]

[Presses fingers together]

That was after...

1/2

[zelda_hylia]

[Don't look cute, that's cheating!]

2/2

[zelda_hylia]

Let's just forget both incidents, then.

[lord_ghirahim]

You don't know who you are?

[replicatedcourage]

Well no, I'm Link obviously.

[lord_ghirahim]

Not exactly but you're close to Link.

[replicatedcourage]

Eat it! I am Link! What do you know anyway?!

[lord_ghirahim]

You were made the same way as me. We're more or less brothers even if you are a brute.

[And then this gives him an idea.]

But if you ARE Link then where is your sword?

[replicatedcourage]

[Pouts mightily]

Zelda took it.

[lord_ghirahim]

Do you want a new sword then? This one you wouldn't run into any other Links thinking it was their own.

[replicatedcourage]

Can you help me get my Master Sword back from Zelda?

[Poor thing doesn't realize his sword isn't really anything like the Master Sword other than in looks, and even then it's done up in black and gray]

[lord_ghirahim]

Trust me; I doubt Zelda would give it up easily. You'd have more luck than me with sweet-talking her into giving up the sword.

Like I said though, I have a replacement.

[replicatedcourage]

Pff, yeah, like anything can replace the Master Sword.

[lord_ghirahim]

How about a blade forged in the same way? I mean the sword is only a little younger than the Master Sword.

[replicatedcourage]

Really? And it's as good as the Master Sword? Lemme see it!

[lord_ghirahim]

Well you're looking at him sort of. You might find that my turning into a blade is a bit grotesque but I promise I do have quite a few powers the Master Sword or I call her Fi, does not possess.

[He considers this a moment.]

You probably don't know about the sleeping spirit in the Master Sword but that's alright you'll likely meet her later. At any rate grab the sword quickly when it comes out.

[With that out of the way he would focus his power, he floated a little in the air as the hilt of the rather large blade pushed out of his chest. It looked and felt quite painful but Ghirahim was built for this. He supposed he could indulge this aspiring hero and give him a fair shot.]

lmao I have no idea what to do with ooc ic rp

[replicatedcourage]

That's.. umm...

[Eww... but it's.. probably powerful? He grips the hilt gingerly]

DAYS LATE THREADJACK BECAUSE BORED

[zelda_hylia]

Don't touch that, you have no idea where it's been.