canon is evil within.

[drunkdetective]

How the fuck am I supposed to know where to get more icons? This bullshit idea was all yours. Quit asking me, I've got nothin' to do with this.

[ _{stews for a second} ]

Just do it your damn self if it's that upsetting.

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[hyrr]

So callous.

[drunkdetective]

[ _{GAH-- play it off, castellanos.} ]

That's me.

[hyrr]

[ he smirks - flinching at the slightest provocation now, hm? charming. ]

Some things never change.

[drunkdetective]

[ _{only when he doesn't expect it-- he scrunches his face slightly, glancing away.} ]

And you being as helpful as ever, huh.

[hyrr]

[ all the more reason he pops out of nowhere every five minutes. just for you, Seb. ]

Of course. I'd hate to be unpredictable.

[drunkdetective]

[ _{goddamnit. he makes himself stand very still, because otherwise he's just going to be jerking around looking like an idiot. don't snarl don't snarl don't sn- he snarls softly, glowering at the new location Ruvik's chosen. ass.} ]

Yeah, I'm sure it'd kill you. [ _{he could ask. he could, but -- oh, goddamnit. with a compete deadpan:} ] So you don't have any suggestions then.

[hyrr]

[ snarling, aww. it just makes Ruvik smirk again and step closer, keeping a level gaze at the detective before him. ]

Something might. [ not anytime soon, as it seems. ] I'm afraid not. My writer made mine. I didn't have to lose my temper at her for them, either.

[drunkdetective]

[ _{OH GODDAMNIT HE'S GETTING CLOSER. don't show weakness don't move don't flinch-- but once again Sebastian's inner monologue isn't going to stop him from taking a step back, his face slightly disturbed. he flirts with the fleeting thought that he should take a swing and instead clenches his hands into fists, very pointedly at his side.} ]

I didn't lose my temper. Just got a little touchy, that's all. I told her she'd have to do it anyways. [ _grumble. ] Guess she'll just have to do it when she's done with the app. No skin off my back either way.

[badcopbrains]

Your mun isn't the only one who has no clue what she's doing.

[notjustinthemirror]

Considering you're the one who's gonna be stuck in their head from now on, you do have a lot to do with this.

[hyrr]

[ Sebastian just makes it so easy for him. he's predictable, an open book, he knows that every step forward he takes the detective takes another back. how much more does he have to push for him to start swinging fists at him? ]

If that's what you call "touchy."

It hardly takes any effort. You just need to learn a little patience.

[drunkdetective]

Jesus. You don't pull any punches, do you.

[drunkdetective]

[ _{he has a split second to decide if he's going to freak out and he decides not to. if there's one guy who's gonna get how bullshit this is, it's another him. he sighs.} ]

Great.

[notjustinthemirror]

Why should I?

[drunkdetective]

[ _{FOR FUCK'S SAKE-- don't punch him! he takes a very pointed three or four more steps back and then glances away, refusing to look at Ruvik.} ]

I've been told. [ _{a few more steps back.} ] I should. Go try and help her to make these damn icons or something. Coach her on the right faces.

[drunkdetective]

[ _sigh. ]

Fair enough. Just annoyed.

[badcopbrains]

It could be worse. We could be bored and stuck in head space.

[He paused.]

That might not be worse actually, considering what muns seem to do in their spare time.

[notjustinthemirror]

Your first time? Guess I should have tried to make it special.

[drunkdetective]

Could've been a little gentler.

[drunkdetective]

At least the first game she's picked looks pretty... tame, most of the time. That'll be nice. Something quiet for a few seconds.

Well this thread went off the rails fast.

[notjustinthemirror]

What can I say, I'm out of practice.

oh my god

[drunkdetective]

..So if that's the warmup, what's the second round?

[badcopbrains]

I guess I should wish you luck.

Wish..."me" luck.

[He actively groaned, this was really weird for him.]

Lord knows what these "games" have in store and if you're the one having fun or not.

[drunkdetective]

Heh. Thanks, I think. I'm not...

[ _{he's not really sure. how does he deal with this. he decides to shrug instead.} ]

Can't be worse than the STEM. God, I hope it's not worse than the STEM.

[notjustinthemirror]

How about a drink?

[He manifests an empty glass out of thin air.]