Resident Wizard of nexus_sages

[ixis]

HAH!

My first contract! Most excellent, most excellent! I am beside myself!

And I trust the roster and attempts for more will only grow over time, correct? Good! Let us continue my work, then! Upwards and onwards, dear writer!

EDIT: Oh, and I forgot to add: you've heard it from the man himself that the stories I come from will be featuring me again soon? "In a big way?" Do be ready to make more icons!

What a bright and glorious future ahead of us both!

Comments

[mon_dieu]

Zat poor, misguided,possibly stupid soul.

[ixis]

The man needed to go home to see his children! All I did was offer him a way back there. Aren't I altruistic?

The offer's still open to you as well, of course.

[mon_dieu]

You're an a-something, all right.

And eet will be a cold day een Marble Zone before I make any sort of deal with you.

[ixis]

You keep saying that, but who knows what time will bring! Perhaps loneliness will wear you down finally? You'll learn to treat me civilly and with due respect? The future is fraught with the unexpected!

[mon_dieu]

I have to be wondering eef your entire brain ees filled with ze same substances as that ugly horn, for you to be coming up with such nonsense.

[ixis]

MY HORN IS LOVELY.

[smartass_captain]

Pfahahah your first.

I knew you were all talk.

[ixis]

First contract in the Nexus. I had an entire WORLD servile to me and dependent on my protection, boy. Apprentices across the ages. Kings took a knee before me!

But certainly, make this some sad, tired innuendo. By all means.

[loose_cannon]

Way to take advantage of my dad-guilt, asshole.

[ixis]

This is what children are good for! Making their parents do things for you!

Don't worry, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

[loose_cannon]

Just judging by your ugly mug alone, I'm gonna say everything bad will happen.

[ixis]

Why are you being so mean. I'm helping!

[loose_cannon]

Helping yourself, more like.

But to what, is the question. To my immortal soul? You're gonna be disappointed at the quality of that.

[ixis]

I only want your body.

[He wiggles his fingers. And claw.]

[loose_cannon]

What

the

fuck.