[You're second-rate AI. You can't even hold a candle to a thinking, scheming former serial killer. The moment you reach out for him, he'll stop in his tracks and try to rip said arms off. And he'll do it with a pained, hoarse hiss.]
He still has another, though! And his mouth and teeth! Those are pretty good for clamping down onto this bad, bad, bad man. He'll try that while still reaching for the bad man's neck.
[Gah! You're really, REALLY annoying! And very rude. All Springtrap was trying to do was dismantle you with extreme violence. Couldn't you have just politely stood still and let him do that? Jerk.
What Toy Bonnie grabs isn't a human neck, but metal and wires surrounding a spine. Springtrap tries prying the animatronic's hands off of him so he can continue dismantlement.]
He's super annoying because he's still been screeching the whole time too. Having that noise right up in your face can't be comfortable.
It doesn't matter what Bonnie grabs, really, he's feeling for servos and pistons now. Pull those and the robot stops moving. He knows how robots go. Heads are very important. Always have your head on, always have your servos intact.
[Hey. Hey. Screw your rules. Do they include skulls being inside suits? Because Springtrap's going to open up his mouth wide open in an attempt to distract you from damaging him any further. He wants out, not being trapped in a nonfunctional, unmoving robot.]
[ you know, out of all of them in that wretched building, Toy Bonnie scared him the least. he was the first who snuck into the office, but all in all he's not immediately terrifying.
doesn't mean he's not going to habitually shine a flashlight in the fucker's face though. ]
[It's debatable if Alexis has ever seen a robot in their life, being from 1893 and all that. (The talking horses? Interesting, and strangely disproportional, but decidedly not robots.) But this thing...bothers them.
It doesn't help it's dark, no. That's probably not helping. (Is the rabbit moving? It's definitely moving. Oh, god.) This restaurant sucks and Alexis wants out.]
There's a lot to try. Admittedly, little of it can be done in a stare-off. (Alexis will lose, of course, because they only have one eye. But such is the price of being organic.)
Alexis fights monsters as a job. They can deal with one - mechanical - rabbit.
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Bye, boat.
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Oh, it's just some crappy toy animatronic. Nothing at all to see here.]
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He still has another, though! And his mouth and teeth! Those are pretty good for clamping down onto this bad, bad, bad man. He'll try that while still reaching for the bad man's neck.
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What Toy Bonnie grabs isn't a human neck, but metal and wires surrounding a spine. Springtrap tries prying the animatronic's hands off of him so he can continue dismantlement.]
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It doesn't matter what Bonnie grabs, really, he's feeling for servos and pistons now. Pull those and the robot stops moving. He knows how robots go. Heads are very important. Always have your head on, always have your servos intact.
Those are the rules.
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doesn't mean he's not going to habitually shine a flashlight in the fucker's face though. ]
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troubling.
it used to work before, maybe he just needs to do it again. and a few more times for good measure. ]
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He doesn't like the light.
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Did...you like the cupcake?
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Then a slow nod.
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He just dealt with you!
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It doesn't help it's dark, no. That's probably not helping. (Is the rabbit moving? It's definitely moving. Oh, god.) This restaurant sucks and Alexis wants out.]
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Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is a wonderful place for people of all ages. It does not suck at all.
Bonnie turns to stare at Alexis and...continues to stare. No blinking. Unrelenting eye contact.
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Two knives.
Fucking try it, Rabbit.
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His mouth unhinges and suddenly hangs open. No noise. No indication that was on purpose. Just more staring.
Knives are dangerous. Do not cut yourself.
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Alexis fights monsters as a job. They can deal with one - mechanical - rabbit.
Can't they?
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Knives are also good for cutting pizza.
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Generally Alexis uses their knives to cut flesh, but they can make an exception.