FML

[cproof]

Thanks for the great name. You're a real smartass you know that?

[Takes one to know one, Jake.]

Oh, real funny Mun.

[Congratulations on the news by the way.]

Christ, you gotta be shitting me right now...

[...]

It's not some fucking happy reunion! How many times I gotta tell you this? You ever pull that shit on me again you're gonna be real sorry pal.

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[notjustinthemirror]

Pull what shit?

[cproof]

Ehrm..

[Yeah.. Jake's not exactly the open-book type about his personal life contrary to his uh.. 'outspoken' personality. But since he's already opened his big mouth about the ordeal it was time to come up with a roundabout answer.]

Heh, you want the long story or the short story, pal? Cause the short version ends with me walking into a bad idea and complete shit show.

[notjustinthemirror]

That's up to you. I have all day.

And let me know if threatening your mun actually works. Because from what I've seen, it never does.

[weaponmadeperfect]

[Sherry's trying not to laugh really]

Oh come on Jake, it's not that bad. [Unlike hers really mun?]

Let me guess ran into your dad somewhere?

[cproof]

Really? You too? [Sigh.]

Ehrm.. not exactly. I mean I did run into him [A couple of different versions actually.] but this just takes the fucking cake. [He's resisting an eye roll.] Apparently I have an even longer list of long lost psycho-relatives.

[weaponmadeperfect]

She did refrain from your nickname for me. [Smirk]


Oh, them... [Her smirk fades] I don't think many of them are still around though. Most of the project according to the files was purged, probably by your dad and Alex. And those left, probably aren't that bat shit insane. I just wouldn't want to actively search for them if I were you. At least not alone.