( canon is bridget jones' diary. mun refuses to acknowledge the last book )

[bridgetjones]

Hey mun, can I ask you something?

Has anyone ever told you that you are a massive fuckwit?

No.

YOU ARE A MASSIVE FUCKWIT.

Comments

[thequitecontrary]

I've found that most muns are... [Yeah, she's not going to repeat that phrase because she's a lady, thank you.] troublesome. What has yours done? [Mary is willing to give a fellow Englishwoman an ear to complain to if she wishes.]

[bridgetjones]

Oh. Oh fuck! I mean shit, I mean sorry... Lady Mary. (cause lbr bridget would watch the fuck out of downton and want to know why more men aren't like matthew. but omg it's mary so she might be fangirling a little.

HOW DO YOU TALK TO LADIES THO?! like actual lady ladies?! )

Uh... isn't bringing me back enough? Thought she had forgotten all about me.

[thequitecontrary]

[Mary has no idea how this woman knows her, but she's learned that very weird things happen in this place, so she's going to let it go. At least she's trying not to use bad language - though it seems to be a hard habit to break.]

I agree. I wish mine would forget about me though she seems quite enamored with me lately.