tres tentative voice-testing.

[yarnextinction]

I-I do not think this is such a good idea, mun Sir.
You do realize I'm on the endangered species list? Where is this place? [ O_O ]

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[blood_and_thunder]

Well... it's not really anywhere, Yarne.

[... so helpful]

[yarnextinction]

...What do you mean it isn't anywhere?!

[ Oh, hey Noire. So polite, this one. ]

I can't die! I have to be somewhere! [ Repressed hyperventilating, yo. ]

[blood_and_thunder]

Yarne, you aren't going to die here!

It's just a... weird... meeting place.

[yarnextinction]

...Oh.

That's good.

[ I wasn't worried, not at all. >_> ] So...what are we doing here then?

[blood_and_thunder]

It depends on what the mun wants, usually... Sometimes they just want to use you like a puppet. Other times, they look for places to trap you in.

[yarnextinction]

...Trapped? Gah!
Have you been trapped?

[blood_and_thunder]

[a long, suffering sigh.]

Yes, actually. I'm in a strange realm where...

... Where I'm kind of like a fairy.

[yarnextinction]

[ He stifles a laugh. ]

A fairy? Like, with little wings?

[blood_and_thunder]

Y-Yes, I'm serious! With wings! And they make me live in a tree, and the animals are ten times bigger than us...

[yarnextinction]

[ O_o ]

T-that sounds horrible. Can't you fight them? Together?

[blood_and_thunder]

Well, yes.

... To be fair, some of the bigger harmless are kind of harmless.

... There was a littler of... bunnies.

[... not trying to imply something honestly]

[yarnextinction]

Of...bunnies.
Right.

[ Sigh. ] I suppose most creatures there eat 'bunnies'?

[ Note to self: Not likely to expand the species in this place. ]

[blood_and_thunder]

Well, other animals might have, but not us! I swear, we didn't! We mostly just eat the vegetables and fruit we can find!

... The only meat we've eaten was...

[Ugh. So gross.]

... Snake.

[yarnextinction]

That's disgusting. [ Yarne is suddenly very happy to be a vegetarian. ]

So there is no way you can escape? No portal or...anything?

[blood_and_thunder]

No... Owain and I have been trying, but we just wind up back where we started. The magic there is like nothing I've ever seen.