mun has looped darude for about an hour now

[sandstorm]

Kinda sick of hearin' that goddamn song over and over again. Can't a man like sand in peace?

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[cassiefuckingcage]

Quick question - what bill is higher, bullets, sand, or guyliner?

I bet it's the guyliner.

[sandstorm]

You and sassy arrow boy colluding or somethin'? Cause all of you young ones need to sit down.

[cassiefuckingcage]

Nah, we're good. I've got comfortable shoes.

So what did you do before makeup was invented? Rub your face against a cave painting?

[sandstorm]

Is someone jealous of my eye game being on point?

[cassiefuckingcage]

Bitch, please. You'd need to level up a thousand times to reach my eye game.

And everyone knows you wear that mask to cover your wooden dentures.

[pummelling]

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go get 'im cass]

[cassiefuckingcage]

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dude's about to get rekt]

[sandstorm]

Let's see how you like it when you get sand in your eyes.

[ pocket sand for evo 2015 mortal kombat x championship wins ]

[cassiefuckingcage]

[O rly? I didn't realize your name was SonicFox, cowboy. Is Kitana with you?

Cassie closes her eyes and turns her head, shielding them. At the same moment, she goes down to the splits with her fists at the ready. I think you know what's coming, Erron.]

Ding-dong.

[sandstorm]

[ FINISH HIM ]

The literal punch line.

[cassiefuckingcage]

[ Both fists connect with their vulnerable target, sending waves and spasms throughout his body. Still think she's jealous of your eye game? ]

[swordprincess]

Well, one can always walk away.

[She does it quite easily.]

[sandstorm]

You say that, and you find you can't actually walk away from bad 2000s techno.

[swordprincess]

[Bad 2000s techno? What is that? Well, the man mentioned a song, so it must be some kind of music.]

...Why not? I doubt the musicians would follow you.

[oshtekk]

Mundanes are largely fools. We have known this for some time, Erron.

[originalbeachboy]

Tell me 'bout it, brother. If I hear 'Enter Sandman' one more time I'm gonna break some legs.

your profile image killed me

[gunswinger]

If you're looking for peace around these parts, you're going to be mighty disappointed.

dio and kotal have a lot in common ok

[sandstorm]

Wasn't expecting peace, but I ain't looking for bad music to be on loop.