Canon is Need For Speed. Shelby's putting her mun in place.

[shelbycobra]

Hey, Moaning Lisa. I'm pretty sure Michael didn't stop talking to me just because I finished ninth. He's not a huge prick like that. If anything, maybe I might've been a little over-excited to hang out with him. You know I can't help myself.

If you're that restless to do something with me, just because you're starting to fill in the gaps in my backstory doesn't mean blowing off what's happening now. I've got four races left this season, my house could have blown up, and I'm going to see an inordinate amount of corn this weekend. There's gotta be something in there you can talk about.

...Please don't make me tell Michael or Frank about the corn.

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[bravoes]

Corn?

[shelbycobra]

[Facepalm.] ...We're in Iowa.

And now that you will never find me attractive again, hi.

[bravoes]

[Chuckles softly.] Enjoying yourself?

[shelbycobra]

Yeah, but I was thinking about you.

[bravoes]

You were? [Smiles.]

[shelbycobra]

[A shy smile.] Yeah. I really like spending time with you, and my mun appreciates how she gets to play me at a point she never really did before.

[bravoes]

Me and mine are happy to help with that.

[shelbycobra]

Are you being shot at yet? We could do lunch.

[bravoes]

Lunch sounds good.

[shelbycobra]

Why don't you put something together? We've established I don't know where anything is in London. Except your place. [Whoa, bad joke.]

[bravoes]

My place is always a good start.

[shelbycobra]

That depends. The way we're going, you might have to order take-out.

Oh yeah, and I forgot...I might need to borrow a gun. My mun put me in some stupid-ass game because she got bored the other day.

[bravoes]

Dare I ask?

[shelbycobra]

I'm stuck in some weird hotel. Luckily nobody noticed.

[bravoes]

I just looked and can say I am glad for that.

[shelbycobra]

Don't tell me I'm about to get attacked by something or whatever.

[bravoes]

Well I hope not.

[shelbycobra]

Fuck me. You'd come and rescue me, right?

[bravoes]

You know it.

[shelbycobra]

Uh, good. Because the only things I want to do are finish whatever we started and win this damn race today. In that order.

You know I'd always be happy to see you anywhere.